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SCREAM 3 CH.1
“Alice!”
Alice spun around her chair to face her producer.
“Alice that is the 7th call today of someone reminding you to add them to your name…
“Yeah, I’m sorry Jeff I cut it-
“Are you kidding? It’s great! The ratings are shooting babe, shooting! Keep it up- or should I say… SLEEP IT UP” he said awaiting big laughter from Alice.
Alice forced a laugh. “Haha, you know it” she nodded. Jeff smiled and walked out. Alice sighed and just like that Jeff came back in.
“oh! I can’t believe I almost forgot, happy 1 year” he smiled and tossed a box at her.
She shook her head. “You shouldn’t have Jeff”
“Are you kidding? You’ve only been here a year and you’ve really brought this station to where it’s at now”
Alice smiled. “So, what is it a diamond ring?”
“Yeah right, my wife doesn’t even have a diamond ring” he laughed. “I kid of course she has every diamond known to man”
Alice laughed and opened the small box and looked at the key then looked up at him confused. “I know it’s been a year Jeff but… I don’t like you like that and you’re married – Jeff laughed shaking his head. “No, no Alice come on- please Look I know you’ve been looking for a while on how to get out of that horrible rat infested apartment… so…” He smiled.
“So?”
“That key opens up the door to your new studio apartment!”
“Are you serious?”
He nodded smiling. “No rats, well maybe a roach or too.. But that’s a given, its New york” he laughed. Alice jumped up and hugged him. “Thank you so much Jeff, this is unbelievable! Wait, what about Lola?”
“Hey, you think I’d get you a place where Lola wasn’t allowed?”
Alice smiled. “Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!”
“Yeah, well don’t thank me yet”
“Uh oh what is it?”
“Well, you know-
“Oh don’t tell me someone was murdered there or something and they practically threw it at you”
“Well…”
Alice sighed and handed the box back. “Bad mojo, can’t live there Jeff”
“Oh come on Alice, screw the mojo, a place is a place and this place has a fantastic view of Times Square! Come on take it… or I’ll fire you”
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(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Ok this was a awsome way to start! This was funny, ‘Alice hung up and looked over at Lola. “What are you looking at?” Lola was staring at Alice but soon diverted her attention back to what was important and started to smell her butt.” I cracked up,you are such a awsome writer!!!PPS U FrEaKiNg ROCk!!!!!
I love it great start to this part of the story please post again soon great update
guess whos back? back again? sorry, i was listening to eminem the other day fore no aparent reason…gotta stop doing that! anyways! amazing new start! i looooooooooooooove it! and i love lola. such a cute name!
“Lola was staring at Alice but soon diverted her attention back to what was important and started to smell her butt.” lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. Just caught up on everything. The start to “Scream 3” is absolutely hilarious. I was seriously lauging my ass off. I can’t wait to see what you come up with next! :-)
‘Alice jumped as she came out of the closet.’ That sounds about right for our dear Alice. lol No sticking one foot out to test the waters. Just dive head-first (that sounded a wee bit wrong). Ewww Henry. Maybe he’ll die first.
Jeez-us, that was amazingly fast! Wait, let me rephrase- that was amazing and fast, lol! And although I’m still waiting to see what happens with Dana and Alice, I agree with Lamentamini, please kill Henry first. Please? Sorry didn’t mean to beg:) PPS, and oh, not to get you into a debate or anything but you are truly the one who’s awsome!
I agree with Poopy-Sh*t, I laughed my ass off too. This is going to be yet again a funny story and full of drama at the same time! A pug? hahaha I have one too!!!! Such cute doggies!!! Oh my god, you have done it now, Meredith and Sarah, I really didn’t see that one coming! Wonder what else you’ve got up your sleeve hahaha. I’m so excited to read the next chapters!
Damn scary coming and this is scream 3 we going to see. This is scary but not scary more then henry in there!!!!!!!!!