“Alice” Shane sighed.

“Hey so why did we leave Dana?” Henry asked as he drove.

“She stayed with the evil-

Tina interrupted. “-She went with Meredith, remember her girlfriend?”

Henry nodded. “Oh right”

Alice sighed and petted Lola.

“So Alice, how long have you had Lola?” Henry asked trying to make conversation.

“About a year”

“Cool, I have a Great Dane his name is Duke, I’m sure-

“He would eat her,” Alice muttered.

Henry sighed and continued driving in silence. He finally pulled up to Shane’s. Shane quickly got out and took out the bags. She then slid the van door and practically pulling Alice out.

“Whoa- hey!”

“Alright, thanks Henry, call you later Tina…” Shane grabbed Lola and shut the door. She handed Alice Lola, and grabbed their bags.

“Hey, Hey” Alice yelled at her.

Shane quickly opened the door to her house, dropped the bags, and sighed. Alice came right in, set Lola down, shut the door, went right over, and slapped Shane upside the head.

“OW!”

“What the fuck Shane”

Shane shook her head as she rubbed the heck out of it. “You know you’ve become pretty violent…”

“Me? you’re the one hitting people like its no tomorrow, besides I wanted to stay with Tina”

Shane laughed. “Uh I don’t think so, Tina is pissed”

“What are you talking about no she isn’t…”

“Alice you were treating Henry like shit”

“I was not- besides HENRY SUCKS”

“You don’t know him”

“Yeah well I can tell that you don’t like him either!”

“Of course I don’t like him, he’s not Bette! And… he’s weird and fucking too perky with his white shinning I whiten my teeth every fucking day GUY” Shane shuddered and sat down on the couch. 

“Wow, and I thought I was over-reacting, how fun” Alice laughed a bit and sat down next to her.

“Sorry”

“For what?”

“For hitting you”

“Oh, nah it’s ok- I’m a bit of a masochist these days”

“erh, stop right there- don’t wanna know”