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    SCREAM 3 CH.9

    “Hey girl, everything ok?”

    “KIT!, thank goodness hey could you help me out with something?”

    “Sure”

    “You see her over there?” Alice asked pointing to Samantha at the bar.

    “Yeah, Robo Cop?”

    “How’d you know she was a cop?”

    “I’m psychic”

    “What?” Alice stared at her.

    Kit shook her head and laughed. “Al I saw her gun so either she’s a cop or she’s about to rob my place… and if it’s the second –

    Alice shook her head. “No, no she’s a cop”

    “What are you doing with a cop?”

    “NOTHING- I mean we met- I didn’t know she was a cop” Alice lied.

    “Oh, ok well what do you want me to do?”

    “Well… see I’m trying not to drink- as much so could you tell your bartender to make sure one of the drinks is non alcoholic beer?”

    Kit nodded. “Of course sweetie, no problem” Kit smiled and walked off toward the bartender.

    Alice sighed in relief. Yep this is going to be great, she thought to herself.

    “Here we go” Samantha said as she sat down, setting a drink in front of Alice.

    “Oh thanks” Alice drank it whole.

    “Thirsty…”

    Alice smiled. “Yep”

    “No worries I let the bartender know that we would like another round or two” Samantha smiled.

    Alice nodded and smiled back. Good thing she let Kit know about the switch a roo.

    “Hey, Listen you see that table over there?” Kit asked to her bartender.

    “Yeah?”

    “Ok well I want you to serve them, send Carlos or Abby, and make sure that the non alcoholic beer goes to-

    “Oh I know, don’t worry Kit”

    “Oh she told you?”

    “Yep” nodded the bartender.

    Kit nodded. “Ok thanks” she said as she walked off to her office.

    The bartender poured the drinks and whistled over to Carlos.

    “Yeah?”

    “Hey, I need you to serve these to that table right over there, make sure this beer, its non alcoholic goes to the red head ok? And the alcoholic to the blond one”

    Carlos nodded and took the drinks. Alice smiled at the waiter and took the drink. Samantha did the same and winked at the waiter.

    Comments

    1. Hey X, sorry to hear you sick and hope you feel better soon. Good chapter. Funny about Dana and Tina wanted to hit Shane, Lola is cute. Ok what the hell is Samantha and her Chief want from Alice and hope they not try to kill Alice and the gang. Ok post soon please, thanks!

    2. hey you! i just got back from vacation, which SUCKED by the way, but w/e. i was totaly extatic to see that you had updated, but your sick condition makes me sad. get better! the mix up with the alchohal was just classic. drunk alice is always fun! but damn samantha is lucky…dont know how she resisted alice for so long, but you definatly wrote a strong character! and tina telling dana to punch shane was fun as well! gosh i just love these guys! and dont worry i love you too. although my connection with lola cannot be compared to anyone else in this story. she is obviously the smartest one afterall. well i hope your feeling better! cant wait for more as usual.

    3. I was cracking up when Tina told Dana to punch Shane. I love Alice, but how could she really think the police would not know who she was. It was funny when her plan got turned around on her. I’m assuming Samantha is bi or something because it seems like she lives/lived with a guy. Could she be Dwight’s sister? It would be too twisted if she was his wife – and maybe about to hook up with Alice. Fun update!

    4. So Al is dating Sam, who is a cop, who is somehow related to Dwight and possibly Haven, and who is using Alice for information.I think. Well, it sucks to hear that you’re not feeling well, but bravo to you for still managing to write this, which in my humble opinion wasn’t a filler:) Well, can’t wait for what you come up with next so PPS so that you can end the suspense of what’s going to happen between Sarah and Shane. (And get better, of course:)

    5. Hey, Baby =D I’m so sorry dat’ you sick and all, jus know dat I lov ya’, chicka ;-p But on the really, I wuz killin’ myself when Dana and Tina wuz gonna’ jump Shane . . . . And I’m very anxious to see what’s goin’ on between my gurls Shane and Sarah ~sexy grin~ Whelp, like always from me, my poh-sick Baby-girl, I love you chicka and I want more ‘wheneva’ you get well . . . Aight? I can wait as long as it takes, just giv ya’ gurl an update ~puppy-dog eyes~ HoLlA aT mE!!!! Stank . . . da’ one and only, chicka =D

    6. Woohoo another post, I agree with the others, it was hillarious of Tina to tell Dana to punch Shane, she looked like she would do it too! I feel kinda bad that Alice is getting used by Sam, who either lives with a guy or has one very big secret lol. Please post soon xx

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