“Did I just hear right? Did Dana just say Alice and her were together?”

“and it seems they’re having mind blowing sex” Kit added.

“Holy shit” Tina said.

“What about Tonya?” asked Angus.

“Screw Tonya” Shane said.

“uh.. no thank you” They all mumbled.

***

Outside hiding in the bushes was a dark figure. Peering into the window.

“You just all sit back and relax. When Alice and Dana arrive the party will begin” said the mysterious person.

***

Alice and Dana got into the car.

“Well would you look at that? Ren wasn’t pissed at all if anything she thought it was very brave of you to have said what you did!” Alice smiled.

“Brave? Alice I told Tonya that I just wasn’t ready for a committed relationship let alone marriage… now she’s gonna know I LIED!”

“So? What do you care? She was a total witch”

Dana sighed. “She was not, I mean she isn’t!”

Alice looked at her. “Hello she totally killed Mr. Piddles”

Dana crosses her arms. “Alice there will be no Mr. Piddles talk and besides the vet said it was heart failure”

“well no shit you left him alone with her! More then an hour with that woman and I would have had heart failure”

“Alice!”

Alice bit her lip. “ok ok I’ll drop it, its dropped” Alice pulled out and headed for Bette and Tina’s

***

“Ok its 9’oclock!” Shane sighed.

“Babe you heard Dana they are probably having mind blowing sex at the moment”

“Guys please, we are talking about Alice and Dana” Bette said.

“so? I think it’s about time! they’re perfect for each other” Shane nodded.

“but they’re friends”

“which is good isn’t it?” Kit said.

“Yeah they don’t have to waste time getting to know each other” Tina said.

“But if they break up then its going to be so weird. If we are going to hang out with Alice do we not invite Dana?” Carmen sighed.

“Relax guys they aren’t going to break up” Shane said.

“You don’t know that Shane”