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Scream Ch.5
Just then Shane walking in. “oh Dana thank god your ok”
Everyone jumped and looked over at Shane. Dana let go of Lisa and looked at Shane she had a cut on her arm.
“Shane? Are you ok?” Dana asked.
“Still kicking, asshole got me good but I got away and ran off but when I saw the lights came back on I came back to see who was here really glad to see you Dane and..” Shane looked at Tonya then at Lisa and brought Lisa into a hug. “And you! Lis, man how are you?”
“I’m ok a little confused but um ok and you?”
“Hey I’m great.. wait what are you doing here?”
“Well I was trying to tell this one over here” Lisa nodded over to Dana which just ticked her off.
“Listen you lil Lesbian ID man! Confused moron I swear- Shane quickly stepped in and pushed Dana back.
“Dana would you chill?”
“Chill? CHILL? Alice is gone! Tina is dead! Carmen is Dead and Bette is … kind of I mean SHE’S WORKING WITH HIM! And if Tonya call’s me pookie one more time I’m just going to ram a-” Dana pointed her finger at Lisa.
Shane cut Dana off and took a deep breath. “wait so She still calls you pookie?”
Dana was expecting an out burst from Tonya and was about to answer Shane when she noticed Tonya was nowhere around.
“here we go again” Dana sighed.
“oh my god, did you say I mean did I miss… you said Carmen is dead!! And Bette… Bette is”
“What about me?”
Lisa, Shane and Dana screamed.
“ay dios mio, guys I have a big enough headache I don’t need everyone to be adding to the mix” said Carmen as she walked in. “I don’t know if it was the hit on the head or the fact that I just walked by Tina’s body but- she sighed.
“But your dead!” Dana yelled.
“um… I don’t know what dead people you know Dana but they sure don’t look as alive as me”
Dana sat down majorly confused. As Shane hugged the hell out of Carmen. Dana looked over at Bette with a look of guilt.
“you were! Holding a toaster over her and…” she sighed.
Bette shook her head and walked in. “You didn’t give me time to explain running off like some lunatic”
“right.. because there isn’t a murdering psycho on the loose and… they didn’t just kill Angus and TINA!”
Bette shut the door and turned back to look at everyone.
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(19 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
1st brb
Okay WTF you killed off Tina? Or at least had her stabbed. Maybe she’s laying there giggling and she and Bette are the killers. lol Nah all of them are the killers. ;)
OH NO! Where’s my Alice?! Ha ha. Great chapter, once again! I was laughing like an idiot! It’s funny when people are so scared they all turn on each other and go insane! LOVE IT! Please update soon!
Where the hell did Lisa come from. First season, HELLO! LOl.
don’t kill tina….and how is that…tina get a stab and bette let her bleeding out???
HAHAHAHA . . . this is fuckin’ hilarious, Dana thought she had it all figured out, LMFAO!! Now, we’re missin’ Kit (dumbass for running off like dat’), Alice, and all of a sudden Tonya . . . . I bet’cha it is Moira/Max/Boira, whateva the hell it is, dats’ doin’ all this shit just because nobody excepted him for the transgender that he his ~boo-hoo~. LMFAO!!! Glad my girl, Carmen, came back and my girl, Shane, didn’t get killed, BOW!! Anyways, you’re doin’ an amazing job, keep it up, and post soon!!! LYLAS ;-p
Well, what can I say? It’s an awsome story! I’m glad Shane and Carmen are still alive, but I really hope Alice isn’t the killer. Please update and end the suspense soon:)
Have to admit I bust out laughing when all the chaos erupted. Dana was too funny. Great story, just catching up.
so any peabody’s coming in? lol, I’m laughing my ass off, this is just such a great fic. Really anxious to see who the killer is. Reading on…
By the way, I’m in the middle of watching Scream 3 on TV, and I just keep thinking about your story and cracking up! Ha ha. Jesus Christ! Ha ha. PLEASE update soon! You’re version is way more interesting! ;-)
lol. You introduced Lisa into the story. All my money is on him now. ;)And no, you didn’t kill off Alice…did you?
Another great chapter xSYs…I think Tina is one of the killers, just like in scream, Skeet Ulrich pretends to get killed buy his partner.It also could just be one big joke being played on Dana..Like in the horror movie April Fools Day… =)
another great chapter xSYx! Where is Alice?! ok Tina *shrugs* she has been a bitch recently (in s3) so I could live without her, if I had to… but not Alice! and seriously, the killer should watch out for Tonya, i know we hate her lol! all is great, loving the update :)
it was henry, he could never take tinas lesbian ways anyway HAHA. i hope alice isnt dead
holy shit!!! who’s the killer!!! better not be alice!
Oh man can’t believe you kill Tinaaaaa and where is Alice, and what the hell is Lisa doing here, this is crazy and scary. Ok post soon please, thanks!
Hmmm, my money’s on Moira/Max/Boira/Hulk whatever you want to call it. Why? Because it’s Moira/Max/Boira/Hulk and faking your own death always works brilliantly in scary movies. Or maybe Mr. Piddles came back from the grave to get even with Tonya and everyone else he encounters… Damn, now I can’t sleep tonight :| :D