Alice sort of just squinted as she looked at the two grinning women as though they were both suspects, "So you two got married?"

"Sure did." Tina answered nonchalantly rubbing the back of Bette’s neck. She didn’t know if it was her hormones or maybe Bette looked extra sexy, but for some reason she couldn’t stop touching her. She had to have her hands on her wife in some way all day today. 

"In the eight years you guys have been in Philly, you couldn’t call to say that you were having a wedding and that we might want be there? Alice said now a little upset by their blatant lack of consideration for their friendship and her feeelings.

"Well when we decided to get married you were out of town for like 3 weeks on umm," she cleared her throat, "Business, I believe was the answer she gave us right T?" Tina nodded her response and grinned as she saw the "Oh Shit" look stuck on Alice’s face. Alice was wisped out of town by Tashsa on a surprise trip to Napa Valley and a quiet trip to the Russian River vacation home her family owned before Shane could ask her to join them in Philadelphia that week.

"To be fair Al we’ve only been married three months. And we’re going to have anther ceremony just as soon as Tina gets back down to her desired weight. Although I still find her to be very desirable"  

"Aww, come here." Tina said pulling Bette into her lips and smiling into the kiss at the sappy way Bette seemed to be treating her these days. She knew it was because of her hormones, yesterday a comment like that would’ve caused a paroxysm of tears and a day of uninhibited passion.

"Desired weight? What are you expecting to get…" it finally dawned on her why Tina was eating so much, her clothes were huge and Bette seemed to be treating her so gingerly. "Shut the fuck up?!"

"Nice one Al." Shane said smiling and taking hold of Carmen’s hand and caressing it between hers.

"Aww, congratulations guys." Tasha said smilingly as she patted Bette’s hand.

"See Al the appropriate response." Tina said still smiling at Alice’s shocked face while she eyed her up and down.