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    She screams like a girl…

    Story written on August 15, 2005 by luvtoys1964.
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    Tina screams like a girl…

    “BETTE!” Tina’s screeching scream pierces Bette’s ears as she sits at the dining room table drinking her coffee and reading the morning’s headlines. Bette drops the paper and quickly makes her way toward the bathroom, but not before another panicked scream comes from behind the slightly closed door, “BETTE!”.

     

    Stumbling part way into the bathroom, “Tina?” Bette questions loudly, her voice full of alarm.

     

    “Get it!’

     

    “Get what?”

     

    “Get it Bette!” Tina’s voice rises as she frantically points to a spot behind the door Bette is now holding open.

     

    Looking away from Tina, Bette drops her attention to the floor to find a lazy Daddy Long Legs creeping toward the corner and beginning his trek up the wall.

    Bette flashes an angry, yet quizzical stare back toward her wife, “Tina Christ, you scared me – I thought you were hurt.” Glancing back toward the intruder, “It’s just a Daddy Long-Legs, Tina.” Bette’s voice pleads for reason and understanding from her naked and wet wife.

     

    “Will you please just get it?!” Tina demands again.

     

    With a heavy sigh, Bette snatches a tissue and moves toward the long legged intruder, but as she’s about to crush him she stops cold as her spine vibrates in tune with Tina’s screeching voice, “NO!”

     

    “What?!” Bette queries through clinched teeth.

     

    “Don’t kill it, take it outside.”

     

    Confusion masks Bette’s anger, “Outside?”

     

    “Yes, outside.” Tina’s tone is firm and insistent.

     

    “And how do you suggest I do that T? Take hold of one of his legs and walk him to the door? Thanks for visiting Mr. Long Legs, please come again, when you can’t stay quite so long.” Bette’s tone is thick with sarcasm.

     

    A warning look passes from blonde to brunette, “Just get a glass or something from the kitchen Bette. Scoop him up and put him outside!”

     

    In complete disbelief Bette’s dark eyes bounce back and forth between her naked and dripping wife and the seemingly oblivious spider, before she abruptly turns toward the hallway and strides heavily toward the kitchen while muttering to herself.

     

    Standing in the middle of the kitchen, Bette surveys her options for spider scooping. Deciding on a clear glass and a piece of paper she starts back toward the bathroom when yet another blood curdling scream invades her ears.

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    4. LMFAO… i could just see tina dancing naked… i loved when bette said take him by a leg and walk him to the door… you have to continue with this… have bette buy a fluffy stuffed spider… now that would be funny… but i know tina would kill her… wonder what the girls would say when and if they find out… please continue

    6. Tee hee. Definitely a story we can all relate to, if not spiders then mice or snakes or … you get the point. Thank you for the incredibly amusing diversion. You can’t let Tina go away mad!! Some prank back, then they’re even, or just let Bette do something nice that gets her back in Tina’s good graces. But GEEZ, that Tina can’t even see the humor in her own behavior?! Urgh!! Chill!!

    7. LMAO! That just sound like my sister who cannot stand such particular univited house guest that invades our domain especially in the summertime. It’s a sight to see indeed… entertaining as well as amusing.

    9. Nobody seemed to mention the fact that the Spider was originally a Daddy Long Legs..How did that happen? How did the Daddy Long Legs transform? No wonder Tina was scared! :P

    10. Adorable story. It was very visual. I could picture this scene playing out in the bathroom. Very funny. Please continue. I understand how Tina feels.

    13. You managed to create an image that was so supremely hysterical I had tears in my eyes. What a morning for Bette. Yes, continue…I’d like to see how they resolve this little spat. Bette must be afraid of something herself, right?

    15. I have a son that is afraid of spiders. I put a plastic one on his front door and he used the back door for over a week. Tina is afraid of them but didn’t want it killed. Thanks for a funny chapter.

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