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Situations
Bette stood rooted to the spot as she watched Tina walk away, she smiled shaking her head as she watched the exaggerated swing of the hips, the wink and smile of her girlfriend, “chocolate… my ass…”
“Now that… is a tough one babe…” came the anonymous reply from around the corner.
“I thought you were going to the bathroom…?”
“On my way…” Tina called, smiling once again.
Bette looked down at the half eaten cake, a smile forming on her lips as an idea popped into her mind, an idea that would solve the issue once and for all.
She quickly removed her tee shirt and bra, slipped off her Levis and thong, throwing them aside on the kitchen floor. She took the chocolate cake and divided it up into three sections, smiling and shaking her head at the same time, not able to believe what she was about to do.
She slid up onto the counter, her legs apart slightly, dangling toward the floor. Her fingers sank into the soft light sponge, the creamy icing sticking to her fingers as she brought it to her breast, smearing it across her nipples, smiling… surprised at how it stayed in place, she repeated the action onto the other breast, making sure to cover her nipples, making sure Tina would have to devour in order to find them.
She dropped her eyes and looked to the last piece of gateaux, her mouth becoming crooked as a killer of a smirk crossed her face, she picked up the gooey cake, leaning back slightly so she could position it in the exact right place.
She glanced down at her own body, pleased with the quick creation, hearing the flush coming from the bathroom she called out to Tina.
“T… I’ve put your cake on a plate for you…”
“Okay, thanks babe, I’m just coming to finish it off now…”
Bette sat on the counter, leaning back on her hands; she brought one leg up, planting her foot on the edge, waiting for Tina to walk into the kitchen for her cake.
Tina rounded the corner, her mind occupied and a smile still on her face from their antics a few minutes ago, she looked up as she entered the kitchen, her feet suddenly like lead.
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How do you do it? That was awesome, and so hot. Thanks mate!
Sweet Jesus!….. I can never look at confectionery again……let alone eat it…That was a good afternoons work mate!…lol
I’m at work and said, “No, she’s not gonna do that!” out loud! Yes, she did, and omigosh, that was hot! Jo, you’ve done it again! Love it, love it, love it! Keep these stories coming, girl!
FUCK… i know i could live with that… and now i have to go to work… just thinking of bette covered with chocolate… FUCK…
shouldn’t that be the best thing known to WOMAN. hot as always — thought you were sick you old rogue ? if i ate that much chocolate cake i would have been sick. it also crossed my mind that it would be a really BAD time for Alice to walk in.brilliant babe -as always
whoa! i just read part one and went back to the main page and saw this! u’re really good jobadge!! ;) and i see you’ve applied lament’s idea here in a slightly different manner tho. tina answering chocolate wen she walked away. good work! ;) lol
Scrumptious!
that was smokin hotttttttttttttttttttttt
That wasn’t a situation, that was fucking heaven. One of these days I swear I’m gonna bite my tongue off trying to keep things in when I’m reading this stuff at work.
Good Lord!!
Holy cow!!!!!! Ja min ven, Tinslgarsen elsker kage og hendes Pit Bull :o)) It was totally worth the wait and I must admit I’ve thought about it throughout the day :o)) You always deliver and chocolate cake will never be the same again, thanks mate. xx
I will now collect my part of the royalties and everyone can thank me for my goofy comment that sparked this. ;) I was sitting here like, “OMG is she…Holy shit she is!” *thud* Maybe next time some vanilla ice cream on the side? Great job!
that was on its on level of awesome sexiness
Okay, hope there was a hidden camera somewhere, cause THAT has to be included in the Portard Porn Collection!!! … Damn that was hot! And yes, when she started ‘setting the plate’ for Tina, I really feared that you’d have Kit or Alice come in… So thank you for the best desert ever!… Lament, you just crack me up with your comments!!! Yeah, and thanks to you as well by the way.
And by the way, you and Ally seem to write the hottest chaps when you’re sick… So glad winter is coming!… Just kidding, I wish you both well my dear writers!
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm! JB you have totally rewritten the meaning of HOT CHOCOLATE!! Yes, in the new updated version of the dictionary if you look under Hot Chocolate you will see the picture you have painted in this chapter of “Situations”…you will see a picture of Bette Porter sitting there on the kitchen counter, leaning back on her hands with nothing on but the smile on her face…one knee bent with her foot on the edge of the counter, and the chocolate served up steaming hot, right on Porter’s Platter. Jobadge you are so good! Your stunning creativity is perfectly matched with your exquisite writing skills. Geez! Chocolate is so addictive to me … If I have it today at 3pm, by 2:55pm tomorrow my body will be screaming for it. And if my chocolate was served up on Porter’s Platter, the addiction would be at least ten times stronger and I would never be able to stop eating it!! As for you JB…since you have posted this addicting little story today at approximately 3:30pm, you know that if you don’t post another one by 3:25pm tomorrow I will be screaming! OMG Jobadge you better be writing because I can feel the withdrawals already!
OH….WOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!. Jo that was great. I am a serious chocoholic but damn, I would have never thought of that one. Great chapter.
Dayum, chocolate Bette Porter sex, not much can compete with that.
See this is how it could of played out in s3!. But I think this would of been too much lol! Lord Jebus that was too NICE!, BP covered in Choco Yes Plz!, Tina lickin it off n ting Hell mofoettin Yea!, thats a fab combo!
Hot fudge, anyone? Crap, I hope that place delivers.
Holy chocolate Jo!!!!!!!!! WOW!
I’m craving chocolate cake….anyone else? WOW! Fucking delicious! Oh and by the way, Lamentamini, I love how you are taking credit for the whole chapter….LMAO…you crack me up. I think Jobadge may of had a hand in it…but maybe you were the mastermind behind it. Hmmmm….not sure!
i’m buying chocolate cake tomorrow…since i can’t have sex with bette, chocolate is the next best thing
Jesus… I’ll never look at chocolate cake the same way again… And I think that’s the only way I should ever eat it… off of Bette.
Yepper that is it, a combo plate to go. Bette Porter chocolate ala mode at the special price of one Jobage the magnificent.
awesome……my girl wants chocolate…..i’ll be back in a while……LMAO
Chocolatecke covered Bette, I would lick my plate clean also. How do you do this? That is called having you cake and eating it too. thanks
Now this is what they should have done after meeting w/the sex therapist in S3. Chocolate and Bette Porter…the Breakfast of Champions. The hell w/Wheaties.
Usually if I find hair in my food I am like Ewwwwww! But this hair I could live with…Oh my god that was soooo hot!
“Both” please!
wow! this couple are amazings with a lot of energy and imagination! you did it great!
Good Lord, I need a cold shower.
Oh god that was hot! I so love choc cake, and from now on, this story will always be in my mind when i eat choc. Gosh! You are just amazing Jo!
Damn that was so fucking hot and love it. Please post soon, thanks!