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Tina’s eyes closed at the feeling of the warm breath on her neck, the feeling of the instant goose bumps running down her spine, as they always did when Bette’s nose and lips were that close to her.
“Baby…, are you gonna wear that outfit I bought for you tonight?”
Tina gave an inward smile, the moment of her slight annoyance passing in an instant, “what do you think…, I can’t have you outshining me can I…?”
“Never…, and you will look amazing…, you know how I love you in leather…”
“You’re such a charmer Porter…”
“Only with you…, I’m sorry…; you know I love your buns…”
Tina turned in order to make eye contact, her eyes lighting at the humour in Bette’s voice, “and which buns would they be…?”
“What do you think…?”
“I think we should be getting ready…, you know how they’ll all be waiting for us…”
Bette rolled her eyes, “can’t we just stay home?”
Tina smiled at the look on Bette’s face, “I thought you were all for this, all the trouble you’ve gone too…”
“T…, that’s just to shut Alice up…”
“Why do you feel the need to ‘shut her up’?”
“Just because…”
Tina rolled her eyes and turned, not even contemplating getting into a conversation about ‘just because’, she knew when to just leave a conversation go, and this was one of them.
“I think we should get ready…”
“Give me ten minutes and I’m done…”
“Ten…?”
“Yeah.”
“But it usually takes…” Tina’s words hung in the air.
“… longer?”
“A little…”
Bette smiled seeing the surprised look on Tina’s face, “I just need ten today…”
“Oookay…” Tina replied.
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Bette stood in the lounge looking out through the French doors, her eyes wandering over the garden that Tina had been working on the day before.
“Ahem…”
Bette turned as she saw Tina walking toward her, the outfit she had bought for her fitting to perfection…, sheer utter perfection…
“Wow…” Bette said quietly as her eyes began to take in the vision before her, she glanced toward Tina’s feet, slowly allowing her eyes to wander upwards, lingering in certain places longer than in others…
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ROFLMFAOOOOOO….OMG….you are killing me….chewing tobacco LMAO….how can it be just as funny the second time….you are the best loon mate….but that author note, you are in so much trouble now!!!!
Wait, I’m confused. Chew Marlboros? And if Tina is slave Leia, why isn’t Bette Jabba?
And if you keep taking this long to post you’ll have your galavanting privileges taken.
So glad that you’ve returned. Hope you’ve had fun jetsetting but now, woman, get back to brass tacks. You’ve been sorely missed. You’re one of a kind, Jo.
Hahahah I had fun with this, Jo. And I know almost nothing about SW. Cool.
LOL, Chewing Tobacco. Now everyone in the office is asking what I’m laughing about. Tina in a leather bikini, that gives me something to think about the rest of the day. Exactly what kind of saber is Bette carrying?
LMAO. That was very very funny. Only Alice would come up with Chewing Tobacco. Jo you have quite an imagination.
that was funny..nice 2 c u back
Oh, you are so good, didn’t see that one coming! How do you come up with these ideas? This had me laughing out loud – scared the cats. This ranks up there with my favourite about the false teeth! Welcome back!
So glad to have you back!
Interesting twist.Pretty funny to jo.Hey by the way,Lesbian jedi is actually a register name on the site so it isnt only relative to Giasony.Just an FYI.awaiting another chapter.welcome back lady.
So great to have you back.
I thought I missed you before, but after reading this I realize that I actually missed you a lot more! This was sooo good! I knew as soon as Alice started to explain the bucket, which character she was supposed to be. You totally crack me up! I’ve got a huge smile on my face now! Thanks Jo!
ROFLMAO!! Mate…this was PRICELESS! I love that series and I STILL had no idea at first why Alice was dressed like she was. I’ll have ya know you had me laughing out loud on this one! Welcome back…you’ve been missed Mate!
Welcome back!!! I’ve missed you and your stories so much! This one had me cracking up!!! Can’t wait to read more!
JO, I just love to see that you have posted. Makes my day. Way to funny. Thanks
ROFLMAO!!! Thank you for this. It was great to come home to. You realize now because of all these different “Situations” you have written about, that when I read a new one, it is hard to read it without wondering when the shoe is going to drop! FUNNY!! Thanks!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha, tks I needed that!!!
That chewing tobacco thingy was hilarous. I always loved Chewbocca. Leave to Alice to come up with something like that. Welcome back and if this is any indication of your writers block then it has been busted wide open.
Welcome back. That was some funny stuff right there.
Hey Jo, Great to have you back and posting a real hoot of a story. I wept at Alice’s costume creation. You gotta give the gal some credit for inventiveness. And Tina in that leather bikini. Mmmmm. With buns. Double Mmmm. Definitely need more of these little segues into the world of L. Now I’m gotta giggle and fixate on this all day. Thank you for a morning delight, Your Loyal Fan.
LMAO!! :)) That was so funny! Glad to see you back Jo… u have been missed!
I started cracking up as soon as I saw “Chewing Tobacco”! Great welcome back story!
As soon as Bette asked Alice about her spittoon I thought, “Oh god she fucked up Chewbacca.” LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! In high school for one of my classes we had to pilot the senior project program (even though we were juniors O.o) and a group of boys did a project on Star Wars. They made a short parody called Farm Wars. Instead of Chewbacca, they how Chawbaccer (I guess a chaw a really big chew). lol
Well, Jo…. I don’t even know what to say about this other than it had me literally falling off my chair in laughter. How do you come up with this stuff? LMAO…. the chapter was hilarious, hot as hell, and just plain sweet… like the best things usually are. So…. it WAS hansen’s fault? LOL I knew it! From now on I plan to blame everything on hansen as well…. it’ll be my new thing. Still, it’s always a treat to have someone really great to get distracted by, right? Thanks, Jo…. I know you won’t mind the reiteration so I’ll repeat what everyone else said…. you’ve been sorely missed!!!
very droll…I am a Starwars Fan too…
Damn that was so fucking funny and love it. Alice is killing me here. Please post soon, thanks!