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Situations…
Tina looked around the house, her mind listing the chores that really needed to doing, it was really starting to get on her nerves, that these chores had not been done.
“Bette…?”
“Yeah…?”
“Could you put the vacuum around for me?”
“Uh, yeah okay…”
“Could you also dust those shelves too…?”
“Yes of course…”
“Oh and could you change the bedding…?
“Yep, Ill do that after the vacuuming and dusting…”
“Could you do the filters on the pool too…”
“Uh, yeah I could fit that in too, um… T, I do have to go to work today?”
“Yeah and…?”
“Oh, no reason…”
Tina sighed, her hands on her hips as she walked toward the bathroom, she suddenly stopped, a moment of clarity hitting her as she voiced the thoughts passing through her mind, “I don’t know why people assume I’m not the Alpha female in this relationship.., just because you wear designer suits and work in a fucking Art Gallery…”
Bette raised her eyebrows as she heard the words coming from Tina, “tell me about it…” she muttered under her breath as she pushed the vacuum across the rug.
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More, More, More! LMAO!
no no no no, now stop it…..this is way too funny….
What was bette doing with chicken nuggets in her freezer when Winne Mann came over with kids? Bette, do you normally eat frozen, processed foods?
LOL.Awww Bette. I already knew who wore the pants in the relationship! Tina! Bette is sooo adorable in this one!
OK…lol…officially off the wall….Taking an everyday thing and making it so humourous…these Q&A chapters are the best………..im pretty sure you could keep going on & on & on with these…so…bring em on!..really great stuff..
I always suspected that Tina had Bette pussy whipped…but now, Jobadge…you have just confirmed it !! I love these chapters. It’s nice to read that even the gorgeous Bette Porter has to vacuum. Welcome Portards, to my world.
great…more of that kind, if you please, it’s so good. Thanks
Damn girl you had me running to the little girls room to avoid tinkling in my britches. Those last 4 posts were hysterical. Every one of them were priceless. They did answer a lot of questions that I have had. Please do keep this up and also the Do you remember story.
Tina has Bette sooooo whipped!
i second curioust’s words, you had me in stitches… awesome sense of humor
Yeah, we all know that Bette is pwhupped.
LMAO! That’s a long “honey do” list!
your making my stomach hurt from laughing thanks
This is so awesome and please continue soon, can’t wait to see more more more, thanks!
LOL! This is fun! :))
Bette running the vac reminds me of an episode of Wife Swap last night. A big ol’ redneck hubby had to do all the chores. Hilarity ensued.
LMAO!!!!!!! Now it’s official – you guys are definitely and totally crazy LOL. More, I want more….. :o))
More! More! These are great!
wait a min, i thought they were in an old fols home????? Or is this just random funny chapters???? either way it works, I’d just like to clear that up.
Oh my gosh, you had me in stitches. Very humorous take on several subjects, thanks for the comic relief. We seriously need it :)