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SITUATIONS FIVE – Chapter 3
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“And what would you say to him?” Tasha smiled at Alice’s childlike thinking, an attribute that she had instantly fallen for.
“Well… you know…, to cancel the war in Iraq…”
“War’s don’t just get cancelled Alice…”
“But he’s the fucking President of the United States for god sake, he started it, he can finish it…”
“Well…., you kinda have a point…”
“If Bette was President of the United States, she wouldn’t let you go…, she’d make you stay and be my bodyguard or something…”
Tasha laughed, “Bette as President?”
Alice smiled at the thought, “she’d be a pretty hot President, don’t you think?”
“Yeah…, she would, but if I was going to be your bodyguard, what position in the office would you be holding that required such security…?”
“I think I’d make a good First Lady actually…”
“Alice, to be First Lady you have to be married to the President…”
“Oh…, well…, maybe not…, anyway I think that position would be taken if Bette was President…”
“Jodi?”
“You are fucking kidding me?”
“What?” Tasha held her hands up in front of her.
“There would be no other First Lady than Miss TK; nobody would fit those shoes apart from her!”
“But they aren’t even together…”
“Watch this space…, besides Bette will never keep up all that sign language stuff…”
“What makes you say that?”
“She likes the sound of her own voice too much, can you imagine her being with someone who can’t hear that voice, she’ll get her fingers tangled up trying to sign everything she has to say for herself!”
“Alice, you are so bad…”
“But you love me right, I’m sure I heard you say that…, you know…, just a few minutes ago…”
“What, before you made Bette the President of the United States…?”
“Yeah…, I’m sure I heard you say ‘I love you’…”
“You heard right…, I do love you Alice…”
“I love you too…”
Tasha leaned in for a kiss, a tender meeting of lips as the two women fell that little bit deeper in love than in the previous minutes they had shared…
“I want to watch the sunrise with you…”
“We will… a new day…”
Alice laid in Tasha’s arms, a blanket loosely covering their entwined bodies, the sound of the sea surrounding them, enveloping them in their own precious world, committing to memory how it felt to be held by the one you love, how it felt to savour that feeling for fear that it would be the last time you ever did it.
Alice suddenly sat bolt upright, her movements frightening Tasha.
“Hey, I’ve just had a thought!” Alice said as a smile broadened across her face at the suddenness of the clarity that crossed her mind.
“I don’t like the sound of that…”
“I could be a radio reporter for the war in Iraq…”
“Alice…” Tasha said as she smiled and rolled her eyes, loving this woman even more every moment they spent together.
“What… I already have my own show…, it’ll just be reporting on a different topic…”
“Al, I think The Chart is a little different than being a War Correspondent…”
“Oh my god…, you are so right…, how cool would that jingle sound…, ‘This is Alice Pieszecki, War Correspondent, reporting from the battlefields in Iraq…’”
“Al, we don’t have ‘battlefields’…, what do you think you are going to be doing…, following the soldiers around doing your radio show in a Berger…?”
Alice’s eyes widened, “Oh my god…, do they have a MacDonald’s in Iraq?”
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Well, I just caught up with this. Shite! (this seems to be a word you’re both in favor of LOL) this collaboration is a force to be reckoned with… Ally and Jo in cahoots… it has got to be good. And it SO is… I love your idea of writing from all the different characters’ perspectives. So eclectic… and it’s so darn funny… I need a good laugh these days and you guys are bringing it – every time. So thank you for this… can’t wait for the next chapter. And Jo, I hope this is the medicine you need to get over that block thing…
Wow… and that for a woman who throws around the W-word… Amazing! Its wonderfull to see you do your magic and merge the insanely beautifull with the hilarious! Great! Ally girl, your turn!
LMAO ! Excellent chapter ! I need to confess that when I realized that the chapter was going to be about Alice and Tasha I thought ( just for a second ) about skipping this chapter ( I’m sorry but Tasha bores the “L” out of me and I don’t care one bit about this couple. I liked Dana and Alice much better, but I’m digressing… ), but since you guys are soooooo incredibly talented I decided I would give it a shot… And well, I definitely don’t regret it. Now, I must say that I’m a bit disappointed to hear that Miss Porter is not POTUS yet as I too thought she had been elected years ago ???!!! I remember very clearly voting for her.
Thanks ladies! I love Tasha and Alice together!
Like what Alice said about Bette liking the sound of her voice to be with Jodie to long. thanks
Yes Alice, Bette would be a very HOT president.**don’t we all wish*** Very funny chapter, but then anytime Alice speaks, I laugh. Exceptional story. PS.
this is just so fun. loved it. thanks.
This was excellent. I hope you continue it. These two are my second favorite couple. Writer’s block can be so hard to deal with, but it looks like you’re on the right track.
Okay, now, that was VERY VERY VERY good!!! Thanks so much for making me laugh so hard!
Bad bad Ed, forgot to comment!!!! Sorry sweetie, but you already know what I think about it, so hope you won’t punish me….or do I???? LOL xx
oh yeah slap my knee funny…
Oh well Bette as president would be really challenging. Thanks for this new Situation.
That was quite the tale they spun about Bette in the Whitehouse. I want documetation from Ally about ther Berger, though. I hope Tasha comes back and Alice stays put. She’d only cause more trouble for everyone over there.
So cute! I really hope this couple survives for the next season. It’s an unlikely pairing, but I like these two together, and you captured their appeal so well!
Wait…I thought Bette was the President according to Ally! LMAO! Guys…this was excellent and I laughed hard to start my day. Jo – I um…got your comment Mate. I was hoping that if I threw in Levi’s you’d write another few chapters to go with the past ones you did on Levi’s and Bette. This time Tina can borrow them…and Bette wants them back..and she has to practically rip them off to get them back and..wow look how we’re into an NC-17 already! LMAO…take care and we’ll chat soon!
Hey Gal, More humor than you can shake a stick at. Loved it. Typical of Alice to think that she can switch careers that quickly and without consequence. Loved the light hearted links to the “The L Wing”. Brilliant! More please… Your Loyal Fan.
girls, girls……you two are too much…well not actually, but way tooooo funny..and the sign language and bette liking the sound of her own voice…Brilliant, just brilliant…
Cute way to throw in Bette as President, and of course no one else could be her First Lady but Tina. Alice is too funny, is their a Mc Donald’s.
“She likes the sound of her own voice too much,…” I swear I laughed my butt off at this. LMFAO!!!!!! And hey! According to sandscribe, Alice can do news-type stuff in a war zone. ;)
LMAO! :) Those two really are cute together!
BETTE PORTER FOR PRESIDENT! I swear, I’ve suggested this campaign before… I mentioned I’d be a White House intern. :D Anyway, great as always. Need I really say more? x Kettle
I would love to see Alice do The Chart live from Iraq. She can go on and on about the Don’t ask, Don’t tell policy and have all the soldiers who come out, sent home.