Fan Fiction
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Sleepwalker
"I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep," Tina said as we settled into bed.
"It was just a movie T, it wasn’t real," I said.
"It’s just, everytime he sleepwalked he turned into a completely different person!" Tina cried, "everynight he was a new person!"
"Just go to sleep baby," I said.
"You don’t sleepwalk do you?" Tina asked.
"No I don’t baby," I laughed snuggling close to her.
"Okay," Tina sighed, "I’ll try to sleep."
"Good night."
"You’re going down Firelord Ozai!" I heard Tina’s voice coming from the living room. I sat up in bed and rubbed the sleep off my eyes before padding into the living room where Tina jumped off the couch.
"What the hell? Tina?" I said noticing the time was 2:47am.
"Firelord Ozai! You are done terrorizing the nations!" Tina cried, "I am the Avatar and this ends here."
"The Avatar? As in the Last Airbender? The show Angie watches?" I said in confusion.
"Ahh!" Tina yelled launching pillows and vases at me.
I ducked out of the way and hid under the table. "What the fuck?!" I cried.
The table was flipped over and I ran away into the kitchen. I looked at Tina in bewilderment and noticed that her eyes were closed.
"She’s sleepwalking?" I said to myself, "Tina I swear to God if this is your idea of a practical joke because of the movie…"
I was quickly shut up as a bowl came flying at me.
"Surrender now Firelord Ozai!" Tina cried.
I popped back up and looked at her. This wasn’t a joke, this was real! ‘Okay okay, think Bette,’ I thought to myself, ‘I heard that the best way to confront a sleepwalker in to play along. Thank God I watch that show with Angie, if not I’d be screwed!’
"Aang," I said to Tina. She froze in her spot, seemingly looking at me, "I am not Firelord Ozai. I am Katara!"
"Katara?" Tina said, "if your my Katara, prove it to me. Waterbend."
‘Waterbend?’ I thought to myself, ‘oh fuck! How am I supposed to do that?’
I looked down at the sink and smirked. I took the little hose and did a fancy fake move as I turned the water on. A stream of water jetted out and hit Tina right in the face.
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ROTLLMFAO…Very Funny!! Thanks!! More pleaseee :)
OMG!!!!THE FUNNIEST NC17 I EVER READ!.. LOL!!!
Absolutely brilliant. Thank you.
OMG I am speechless dude. You are a champion! well done.
great post thanks
Umm..can i get pranked like that? That was great!
So creatively funny. Thanks for sharing.
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ROTFLMFAO, you are crazy as hell! But, that was funny as hell too. She really fooled Bette with that one. Too much. Thanks, I needed the laugh. Hope you are feeling better.
Crazy..sexy..funny!!
Funny.Thank you.
HAHAHHA that was awesome and excellent, love it and Im with CVU here and please post more, thanks!
Hilarious ROTFLMMFAO LOL LOL LOL