April 26

– Teeeeeeee?

– Porter. so now its teeeeeeeeeee?! stop fucking with my name…

– Tee?

– Ya?

– Can I ask you a question?

– u already asked 3 bette. but im generous 2nite so shoot.

 – Are you ticklish? :D

– wtf?! that’s a serious info and i don’t share it with no one. well maybe ma lawyr or smth…

– I am serious! I need to know!

– why?! fuck whatever. ya I am. but not 2 horrible J

– Now u tell me y u needed that…

– Just becaause. iwas curious.

– whoa! wait a sec! u just miss pelled!! 2 times!!! r u drunk? :D

– Maybe. A little. Yes. J

– wow! shit. i just lost 2 bets. 

– Anyways. now u owe me. r u ticklish anywhere?

– I don’t share that kind of information with anyone. Well maybe my lawyer… :D

– :P

– That actually might work ;)

– Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

– oh u r a tease potter. drunk and tease ^^

– Horny, drunk and a tease ;P

– u keep surprising me potter. where u @? How u getting home?

– I don’t know. Shane?

– u want me come pick u up? wudn’t want no one be a victim of a horny, drunk, and teasing ms nice ass :P

– Can you?

– ya no prob. wheres it?

– Erm… Southwest? The bar on Lincolnway.

– k know it. b ready in 10?

– Yeah, will be J

– Don’t seduce no one potter. im in no mood 2 deal with guys drooling over u.

– Yes, ma’am.

– k bette im just texting u so u dont freak out 2morro. Yes u kissed me when i walked u 2ur room. ur drunk and its k so don’t flip nd don’t be mad @me.

– and yes, twas a gud kiss… gotta give u that. 

 April 26

– hows u doin bette? headache?

– Oh you have no idea!

– Fuck!

– Shit!

– SHIT!

– I kissed you last night, didn’t I?! I’m SO sorry!!!

– hey its not lyk we had sex ^^ and its not lyk I cud get u knocked up or smthng. so b cool k? but if u get 2 stripes i wanna name the kid! :D :D

– I can’t believe you’re joking about that!

– i cant believe u cud spell words last nite!

– So are we ok?

– ya dont worry bout it. unless u wanta repeat… im all for it ;D

– I need to sleep. Maybe when I wake up this all will be just a nightmare.

– haha baby not happenin :P that hot slow kiss cant be 4gotten.

– Your lips so slow and full. And your tongue! Oh the things it promised…

– And your ass feels even better than it looks…

– smthng lyk that :P

– So you can spell after all, huh? :) And I wasn’t that drunk. I remember you didn’t let me kiss you. Thank you for that. And you should write romance novels, you might become popular with women over 50 :P

– next time ill take u drinkin. aint no way u remember then :P

– Haha Tee, not happening :P