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    Snowstorm

    Snowstorm.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Bette ran down Fifth Avenue towards Saks, ducking in and out from storefronts as she tried to dodge the rapidly falling snow. Dressed rather inappropriately for winter in New York as she made her way across town to meet with a new artist.

    It felt good to be away from LA for a while, good to put some distance between her emotions and a complicated life, to be a person no one knew or recognised unless she’d pre arranged the meeting. It felt good to be free.

    “May I help you?”

    The sales assistant watched Bette flicking aimlessly through a rail of evening dresses before deciding to offer her some help.

    Bette blushed, realising that she was distracted. “Oh … thanks … I … er, I need a dress for a function this evening.”

    “No problem.” The sales assistant glanced her up and down and seemed to instantly gauge her size.

    “I might also need a hat … and scarf … and some boots!” Bette added, as the sales assistant walked away.

    After several rounds of designer dresses Bette decided on a simple black number with an elegant plunging neckline, plumping her breasts in front of the mirror as she admired her ability to still be able to pull it off.

    She opened the curtain to reveal her final decision. “I think I’ll take this one.”

    The sales assistant nodded, wondering if she ought mention that it was a particularly popular dress that day.

    Bette wandered the store as they boxed up her dress, picking up a few other items and a much needed scarf and hat. She was staring at a pair of fur lined winter boots when a sultry thick voice spoke from behind.

    “I thought you always swore you’d never succumb to Ugg boots?”

    Bette turned swiftly and almost knocked the entire shelf of them over, “Helena … what are you …?”

    “Why am I in New York?” Helena finished for her. “Just tying up some loose ends of Mummy’s.”

    Bette stepped forwards and touched Helena softly on the arm, not having seen her friend since the funeral. “I’m so sorry Helena.”

    Helena nodded, saying nothing. “So anyway!” she forced a smile, “What are ‘you’ doing here Dean Porter?”

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    Comments

    1. Gee, JKS, judging from the comments this sounds sizzling. Pity I have to get up early and spend the ENTIRE day (and into the evening) at a review course. Read you tomorrow.

    2. Sorry I went to bed early and missed this one last night when it was posted! My response is (excuse my language): Holy f*cking shit! That was really really really really really good! Heheh…Lovedit!!! Don’t quite understand some comments above…referring to JKS…it’s making me think I’m in the twilight zone! Couch, could you twist hb’s arm some more? I’ll pay ya…I’ll pay ya good! hee hee :)

    3. goodness gracious me. That was all a bit sultry for these northern climes, but heck, I’ll take whatever heat I can get. That was quite the treat, sofa + hb. You two must continue doing these… thanks

    4. “Helena sat across from her in her underpants” Good for Helena and her underpants! When in Rome, eh? I know this is fiction, because after schlepping all that nasty, schmutzy slush into the back of the limo, somehow the floor is nice and clean. I think they’d both have to admit that the car ride and the hotel room were better than some exhibit. Ah yeah, big snowstorms in NYC, leaving days of snow mountains (in deepening shades of gray) and slush lakes at every intersection for days to come. Beautiful.

    5. Well,well,well look what we have here. Girls I am scared of you.Not only did you take these two to another level. But you do know that you must do this again. You just can’t leave it like this. You have them doing things to each other,that needs to be express more. You know? Those things.

    6. Well I think you might have started some fires with this one ladies… hehe… so yeah this is that thing you were talking about… ummmm… yeah like… WOW… yeah… its kinda like this and like that… oh by the by was the movie called “Naissance des pieuvres”… Wow… that was like freaking awesome… and well yeah… fires need to be put out before you start setting any more… hmmmmm… love ya both… and well we shall talk to you both real soon… Justin (did you finish writing this in the car… LOL)

    7. Love your B& H smutfests, love your smutfests!! You guys rock! They are so hot and so loving and so hot and so gorgeously beautiful, and did I say hot? Speaking of hot, do they not have heat in the limo or in the hotel room? Oh how I would like to be rich and just saunter up to my room at the Ritz with a beautiful woman. I could live with that! Here are my 2 cents, I don’t like the “c” word either and hb I am one of those who don’t have, anymore also. How are you doing sweetie? Sofa, you are English, what is a bin lorry? Necking in regard to tea and not kissing???A LOYAL fan…..

    8. Yeah . what toby4ever said. However it is always a pleasure to read your collaboration. I bet there is a perfectly good reason why there is a p hause between writing and posting hehe;-)

    9. Wow, I have to say I always secretly thought while Tina was with Henry that Helena and Bette could make a good, loving sincere [with hot sex] couple. But i will also voice my fear, that something crazy like that [Tina cheating with Sam] is something that could happen in Season Six.. and that would be devastating. It was however, really hot, really believable for the two of their characters.. and i would like to see more!

    10. What a nice way to wake up. At first in the limo I thought, “Oh my!”. Then in the hotel room hottedness(Is that a word?) I thought “OH MY”. Then the poetry quoting as she…well, you know…I thought “OH MY FUCKING GOD”….OH MY, OH MY, OH MY…I am inspired again….in more ways that one.. ;-)…Whew!!!

    11. BTW….”Cunt” very interesting word. I had lenghty debated once with LOBO. It is such a strong word, evoking such strong emotions….Jury is still out for me. I like it as an option, kind of dirty, kind of crude, yet mentally I can’t use it yet. Does that make sense…..And another thing… Did I say “OH MY!”? That colaboration was fucking hawt….

    12. Oh good Lord! That was too friggin hot!! Those two are just insanely sexy with all of that alpha-ness, that confidence, that British accent, those seriously sumptuous bodies… Damn! I need a cold shower! Trust, you won’t hear any complaints if you two get together and write more one-offs with these two beautiful, brilliant, brunettes. God, I love brunettes! Another one, please??????????

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