So I was in overload that I it didnt even cross my mind that maybe something PG was happening behind those doors. That maybe Porter did see something different about Tina. That maybe this whole cupid thing was an awesome idea. But of course I didnt think about any positive things that moment.

I quickly excused myself from Erics side telling him that I something was bad about the sushi and rushed towards the bathroom in Bettes office.

Opening the door and quickly getting inside, I almost let the whole world know what I needed.

I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!

What the ***** is your problem? Lower your voice down, Tinas in the bathroom. Bette whispered. And so I whispered too.

Did you ***** her already?

What the ***** are you talking about?

Did you do it on the couch?

Shut the ***** up! What is going on? Tina and I

Oh youre ***** me right? You did it on the floor! Have you had no shame?!

What?!

Oh god, you guys did against the door didnt you?!

Bette grabbed a hold on me because I think that I was hysterical at that point, though I dont quite remember.

What. The. *****. Are. You. Talking ABOUT! Bette whispering hard.

Look this whole thing was a mistake. The whole plan wasnt for you to bang

Tina opened the bathroom door looking oddly at both of us, because Bette had me at like a straggling position where both of her hands were on my shoulders hard and I, looking a bit panicked and scared.

Hey…you guys okay?

Yeah. Were fine. Right Alice?

So fine. Just a bit of a misunderstanding Tina. Umm…Im done with Eric, hes outside waiting.

Oh thanks Alice. And thank you Bette. It was really nice talking with you.

Tina made her way to the door and once it was shut, Bette turned evil.

What the ***** are you doing? And what the ***** are you talking about?

Look. Im sorry okay. It was a complete misunderstanding as I said. I thought you took her here to ***** her.

What?!

YeahI knew you werent that good! Whew! Goshyou just met her an hour ago

Alice!

Okay okay Im sorry. I got ahead of myself and I really thought for real that you went in here to ***** her.

Why would I do that?

Coz youre Bette Porter!!! Never in love always in lust! And I thought maybe this time the chase would be for realand from what Im guessing and seeing it is for real! Am I right or am I ***** right?!

Maybe

Well I just might ***** my pants after all. You are so smitten!

Yeah I guess. But theres a problem. Shes still straight.

I dont think so.

Why are you always so sure about yourself?

Because doubting is a waste of time.

Its not a doubt, its a fact. Shes with Eric

Yeah she is. But looks can be deceiving. You are straight till youre not.

Id really like to believe that.

You should start now. Because why else would she leave her earring here for you to find. For you to call her later…

Oh my god.

for you to tell her to come over…

Shut up.

for you to tell her you really really like her

Shut up.

for you to kiss her.

Shut up.

for you to run towards your destiny

Shut up Al.

for you totooh ***** I forget.

Thank goodness.

Shut up Bette.