Harrison. Yeah its funny that their always buying it and sad that they still cant get it.

How can they get it when you keep on parading a boyfriend in front of their face? And arent you suppose to be drinking like Gatorade or something. Its all water here, all blah. I grabbed a bottle anyways and went to the living room continued talking. Look Dane, I would so be happy to help you with coming out but you kinda need to want to come out first otherwise even if you brought Prince or Elton John home as one of you boy toys, they still wont get it, got it?

I know, I know, its just that it all sounds so easy but doing it seems impossible. Its a clich I know, but what can I do.

You could come out and end all the misery.

Yeah. So whats the real reason youre here?

Bette.

Are you like still in love with her or something?

Yuck. Please dont make me picture gross things like that ever again. First off, I was never in love with Bette. Second, I am not in love with her in present time and third I was never in love with anyone. And lastly, what makes you think that Im in love with Bette?

Wowyouve never been?

Dana! Answer the question!

Well, youre like stalking her or something. Hooking her up with this lady. I just thought maybe theres still feelings there somewhere.

Yeah, well you thought wrong, okay? And this hooking up thing is just a one time thing. Besides, Tinas a cool cat. I just had lunch with her.

You were with her today?

Yah. Like 10 minutes ago. Thats why Im here.

So youre in love with Tina is that it?

No, thats not it. Besides I wanted to hang out with you. So what are you doing right now, for the rest of the afternoon?

Nothing really. But you just said you were here because of Bette.

Exactly.

Huh?

Thats our cue to go.

I had to drag Dana out of her house. She finally cooperated when I shoved her inside my car. People were looking strangely at us but I quickly ignored them and continued about my business.