I looked at Dana again and she was still hypnotized. Her eyes glued at the two figures, mouth hanging open so breathing was still possible, and wiping the fog from the window every now and then. Is this what it all came to? Was I the only one not seeing anything? Not at all attuned to this dramatic love scheme I intended to happen? Didnt I device this awesome plan in the first place? Wasnt I the main audience? It wasnt at all satisfying to see everyone else satisfied except for me.

But it continued on, Bette finally managed to be in front of Tina again and this time the distance between the two seemed closer than before. I heard squeaking at my side as I saw Dana wipe the glass window once again.

This was it. This was the moment Bette was supposed to take control. I mean she had the earring on her hand. The Porter charm mustve been magnified with control and power because this was the most magical of all moments she has been waiting for; Tina in her office, again! Something fabulous was about to go downuntil Dana sneezed! Dana sneezed!! Dana ***** sneezed!!

The most pivotal moment of my awesome plan almost crushed into tiny, itty pieces because my partner in crime sneezed the ***** out of her life! And it was so loud that it vibrated through the other side causing both women to turn their attention to the window glass. I had to tackle Dana into the ground onto the bushes causing a groan to stifle out of her dirty mouth that I of course covered up. What a soldier must go through!

I prayed to all my mighty goddesses that please do not make Bette be a stumbling moron and check out what that noise outside the window glass was.

It mustve been a bird or something. I heard Bette say.

Flew straight to your window

Yeah you know, silly birds or pigeons trying to get in.

Is this the first?

No. no. They do that all the time. Probably some blind bird family or something.

I start to get off from Dana, which by the way my tackle was superb. But it both left us in an awkward position during the Bette Porter mishap of the blind bird family story.