Or…she could yell at me and tell me to stay out of her life and stop messing up the Tina situation. So then when Im sober I could hear Bettes wrath all at once.

It was so hard to think all about these things when the lights were dancing in front of me, when I could feel somebody humping my leg from behind, and the effect of Jose Cuervo from earlier was starting to creep down my pants. I wanted love baby, not war and definitely not tonight.

Nothingnothing. Just that you didnt call me after I got cut off about the Tina situation and from the happy face youre sporting Im guessing everything went well. So party up and celebrate Porter, coz its your night!

It did go well! I was so glad that I chose the right path, even when Im drunk I still continue to amaze myself. I handed Bette my beer and went up to the bar to get another. Shane was in the corner whispering Shane language to a girls ear. And they giggle together in unison. Dana on the other hand was with Bette, carefully talking and watching the ladies in the dance floor shake their booty.

Suddenly it hit me like a ***** rock thrown at my head! Dana was talking to Bette! Dana was talking Bette! Bette wasnt talking! Dana was talking! I quickly downed another shot and rushed where Bette and Dana were standing.

Hey ladies whats the talk? I gave Dana my evil eye and she didnt get it.

Nothing really Dana was just talking, and I was listening.

What about? Ah anything in particular you were discussing Dana?

Ah you know, just my training, my weekend, what happened today.

What exactly happened today Dana?

I cant even look at Bette. I was so furious at this point all my anger was directly focused at Danas like her forehead had this enormous bulls eye and that was what I was all seeing.

Oh you know, nothing really. I mean you where there. As I told Bette here, we were just hanging out then we came by here with Shane and now were still here.

Thats all you said.

Of course thats all I said.

Dana pulled me aside away from Bette as she was still trying to figure out what it was that was going on between Dana and me.

Look Al, of course that was all I said. I know that you take your weird missions seriously and Im not gonna ***** it up by telling Bette what happened today! And I cant believe you would think I would spill the beans just like that!

Im sorry that Ive underestimated you. Its just that so much ***** is going on and Bette doesnt need to know that now. I will tell her though, I promise. But not tonight.

Tell me what exactly?

Bette hovered towards us and I could feel the wrath coming. Dana fell silent and stared at me and I continued to look at her then Bette then Dana then Bette. My heart was pounding so fast that I dont know if it was due to all the mixed liquor or due through Bettes angered demeanor. Im in a fucked up situation. A fucked up s-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n!

Words were no help at all because I seemed to ran out of them all of the sudden. And thats a first because I always, always have something to say about anything and everything! I wanted to run through the colliding bodies and exit the fucked up Planet. But I couldnt because I was so drunk that in one step I could pass out. Ha! Pass outthe genius in me!

So I took that one step and then instantly, just like I expected it, darkness fell upon me and I welcomed it with open arms.