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    Summer Vacation. Chapter 50

    “Good night last night?” Helena mumbled, hiding just a hint of a smirk.

    Bette rolled her eyes. “Not you too?”

    It was the first thing Alice had said, when they all met up at The Planet that morning to exchange children. Inspired by Jenny’s seeming ease at obtaining a writing commission, Alice decided to spend the morning in relative isolation and finish the article about the West Coast ‘Power’ top-ten that LA magazine had been badgering her about for weeks, which meant she handed Angie, Che and Li onto Tina for the morning whilst Helena, Lottie and Bette went off to their important meeting.

    “Well ‘my’ daughter and ‘your’ daughter were up at 6am wanting French toast.” Helena replied equally grumpily.

    Bette’s smile softened slightly. “Oh … sorry.”

    Helena chuckled. “Don’t be, you don’t think *I* got up with them do you?” She asked, casting a knowing glance at Alice.

    Bette smirked, knowing that the offer of Alice making them French toast would have sent Angie and Li back to bed willingly.

    “So,” Helena started calmly, extracting a pile of papers from her briefcase in a most businesslike manner. “These are ‘our’ proposals.” She stated, laying the typed piece of paper flat on the table between the three of them. “And these are mine and Joyce’s expectations of what the Board are likely to ask.”

    “Where is Joyce?” Bette asked, somewhat nervously. She eyed the door from time to time and wondered how well they would fair without a lawyer at their side.

    “She said she’d be late.” Helena replied. “I talked to her this morning before we left the house.”

    “Oh.” Bette’s reply was humbled, realising that Helena had far more experience with these sorts of things than she did.

    “Anyway,” Helena continued, a little discouraged by the over-tried looks both sisters wore, “We should get going, it doesn’t look good for us to be late.”

    ~

    “I hope it goes well for them.” Tina mumbled in Kit’s direction, as they walked the kids around the park trying to expend some of their energy, in particular Che’s.

    Kit nodded, far away; her thoughts occupied by the fact that Bette was about to enter into a world her mother had expressly tried to protect both her children from.

    Comments

    1. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. At first I thought Jenny killed herself, a classic, childish “you’ll be sorry when I’m gone” move to fuck everyone over. I’ve since recalled Agatha Christie’s “Murder on the Orient Express” in which the entire first class passenger list was guilty of killing someone they all hated. I think Jenny’s behind the collapse of Wall Street and the international banking system. Shoot her now! That miserable little crunt! So sofa, does this mean you’re back, really and truly back to stay? Please say yes. And then keep your word. Now, I don’t want to revive the whole ‘pants’ controversy (you can put the accent on whatever syllable you like), I say let sleeping pants lie, but just to avoid confusion: UK ‘pissed’=drunk, US ‘pissed’=angry.

    2. Jenny. Always Jenny. But lemme come out of Rhett Butler mode, and give the wee spiteful thing the benefit of the doubt. Maybe it’s not? Maybe it’s Mr Crantz, on some attempt to discredit all of them? Or something? Really, though, I’m thinking Jenny is to blame for Al & Hels’ ire. She’s just that type of person, isn’t she? Ire-inspiring. Anyway! I’m glad the girls won, for now, but I hope whatever Alice just discovered doesn’t nullify the victory. Thanks for the post, sofa. Cheers! :D

    3. i thought my eyes were playing tricks on me when i saw an update for this story ;) thank you so much! i wonder what jenny has written about this time. hope we don’t have to wait too long to find out :) great update, sofa!

    4. Welcome back Sofa.I am glad to see this.I hope Lottie isn’t involved but then again she was with Jenny and when you are drunk things happen to come out.Bette is going to kill someone,I hope its not kid sister.

    5. Welcome back and thank you for continuing this story. Sounds like someone is pissing off the gang. Never cared for Jenny but dislike her even more now.

    6. Head in hands, shaking it back and forth “What did Jenny do now?” I could KILL Jenny. Oh wait. That is the show, not your story. I am thrilled to see another chapter of this story Thanks.

    7. i love how uk terminologies are making their way into mainstream north american lingo. i’m trying hard to get people around here to use ‘taking the piss’ in a regular sort of way at least once a week…it’s working *wicked grin* another great installment, and hey, it’s good for J and L to deal with these intense bumps. they’re young. you write them very well in all respects. and a drunk bette was pretty cute…a bit familiar as well. *another wicked grin* post more when you can and good luck next week!

    8. Welcome back Sofa. I will be glad when Lottie can talk to Jo face to face again. I am sooooo over Jenny her and in the show. Apparently the board have leaked something about Lottie or Bette. I hope that Joyce makes them regret it. PPS :o).

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