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    Summer Vacation. Chapter 51

    “You’re insane …” Bette leant against Kit’s desk, “that’s insane.”

    “If we don’t,” Lottie pointed out, “the Advocate prints a wholly inaccurate article about ‘both’ of us next Tuesday.”

    “Fucking Jenny.” Bette mumbled, feeling déjà vu all over again, “she best keep out of my fucking way if she’s gonna stay living in this city.”

    Helena knocked quietly on Kit’s office door and stuck her head in. “Are we doing this?” she asked, “because my girlfriend is having anxiety chest pains and I need to calm her down?”

    “We’re doing this.” Lottie assured her, “Bette … please?”

    Bette sighed and stood up, “Alright, fine, on two conditions,” she added, raising a finger to Helena, “she doesn’t ask about any new baby plans and she doesn’t mention that Tina and I once split up, that’s not fair on Angie …”

    Helena nodded, “She’d never do that Bette.”

    They sat down and Alice nervously sat with them, only then did Bette seem to realise that she had nothing to fear from Alice.

    “So tell me what you want the article to say?” Alice asked, setting the interview tape down on the tabletop.

    Bette laughed at her, “Al, relax, this is supposed to be you asking us things not us telling you what we want people to know.”

    “But you hate giving interviews,” Alice stated mournfully, displaying how well she really knew Bette.

    Bette smiled, “I know, but perhaps it’s time I got over that?”

    ~

    Up at the bar the others sat watching, Helena and Kit with Angie and Erin, who’d brought her camera as promised and seemed more than willing to take the photo shoot once they’d finished.

    They didn’t notice Tina joining them until she wrapped her arms around Angie and kissed her forehead from behind.

    “Hey, what’s going on?”

    “Oh hey Mama,” Angie answered sweetly, “Aunty Alice is interviewing Mom and Lottie for a magazine.”

    Tina’s eyes shot wide open in surprise and she looked to Kit or Helena to refute the statement.

    “It’s true,” Helena assured her, “Jenny wrote an article based on the kid’s drunken ramblings the other night so in order to stop it going to print she and Joyce exchanged one interview for another.”

    Comments

    1. Of course Al can do it, especially if losing to Jenny is at stake. She’ll turn in something brilliant, cos Jenny must be destroyed! Or have her comeuppance. Or something. Anyway, yeah, total faith. I’m just curious, as to how all this is going to affect Lottie (and Bette), what with the public coming out and what not. I’m glad to see another chapter, thanks sofa.

    2. jp22 is right. Of course Al can do it and she will, no doubt about it. Not only does Al get an interview with the elusive Bette and her rich/powerful little sister, she gets to fuck over Jenny, all at the same time! There IS a God and God is merciful! If it were me, I’d simply stick a spit up Jenny’s ass and roast her at the next backyard barbecue. Not that I don’t have a way with words, I just hate Jenny that much, the silly bitch. Kill her NOW! I’m still blaming her for the economy. But I do love the family coming together in the ultimate teamwork. And may Jenny’s career flounder. At least until she learns some decency and manners. And to wear clothes when answering the door. Always a joy to read you Sofa.

    3. Jenny is a bitch and Im gonna kill her like I kill her on the show jk lol, but hope you make her gone soon. Lottie is good and handle thing well. Please post more, thanks!

    4. Sofa, how the L did I get so far behind on this wonderful story, so sorry but I must admit it was great catching up. I know Alice will kick Jennys butt with her interview. I’m wondering how it is going to effect Angie and Tina. But I love the way everyone came together to help Lottie out that will most definitely help here with her feelings about how her family has been running the foundation. Thank you, Md aka Oma

    5. Say what you want about me, but rule 1 to100 dont mess with my family. So Jenny did the unthinkable,she mess with the Porter girls and their family. Alice will make Jenny look like a First grader trying to print her name for the first time, She thinks thing one says them twice[to herself] an it becomes the truth. she is really pityful Thank goodness that some family and friends stick together.

    6. Ohh, there is no doubt that Al can get it done. Jenny is a scumbucket and deserves anything bad that happens to her. The interview and photo shoot that goes with it will definitely do better than the crap that Jenny wrote.

    7. Woah Lottie is a little sceamer! Can’t wait till jenny finds out her useless dripple wasn’t used by the magazine…then she’ll realize who she’s really up against! PPS

    8. I always said ‘I love that Lottie’; she has brains, beauty and brass!!! Jenny destroyed, yippee. Go Al, Bette’s quite right. Al’s article will be done and brilliantly so…she loathes Jenny so will beat her ass!!! Love the story. Thx so much.

    9. yay! didn’t get to read it all, i’m rushing out the door and thought ‘ohhhh…i should check…’ and my instincts were right;) just for now, i have to say–i’ll always watch the show wishing they’d gone more into depth with ANY part of it. i would have settled for more of any character, but in particular, they dropped the ball on RS. she’s really an underused actress in an industry saturated with american crap–sorry, no offence BRANGELINA doufuses…i digress…it’s nice to read some in depth treatments of key characters, and summer vacation does that better than any other story. seriously. i mean that. it wasn’t just another forum for my little rants. THOUGH wasn’t it fun when jen aniston laughed at brangelina for losing BOTH times? ok, point being: you should write the screenplay for RS’s next film. non-linear line of thought, I know, but that’s just where I’m at. :)

    10. I don’t coment very offen, but after reading this I just had to. You are a great writer, your writing makes me feel like a fly on the wall and just taking every thing in, its just so real. I know life gets in the way,maybe even that book you were thinking of writing,I don’t know, I’m not just asking, I’m begging you to please finish this, Its to good of a story to just let go. Thank you if you decide to and if you don’t its all your fans loss.

    11. I so enjoyed this story and never wanted it to end but I now realise that there were no further posts after this one! I am so sad and frustrated also that I will not be taken to Paris and not know what happened to Jenny and oh …. so many things!
      I can think of no better way than saying I just repeat sarm’s comment above!

    12. Oh, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE write some more on this incredible story. I don’t want to be left hanging on what happened. You have too many exciting plot point to just leave it hanging. Please write another chapter, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

    13. Wow, just spend 3 days to read this absolutely amazing story.

      There is so much more to tell and it is sad it will not be finished.

      Life can get in the way, but i still pray one day you will find the time or maybe the inspiration to continue with it.

    14. Hi , would love an update to finish out the story – If you are up for it . Would love to hear what happens in Paris and some more Bette and Lottie talks . They have more to say to each other. Does Lottie change her major to art – and stay in L.A . Angie wants Lottie to stay in her life – well heck the whole family does .

      Someone reccomended this story in a Facebook comment and I really enjoyed it .but sort of frustrated that if wasn’t finished . But I get how life and time gets in the way-

    15. Oh my gosh I love this fic I truly wish we had more updates I love how you wrote Bette and Tina in this and their whole family and Angie secretly wanting a sibling this is incredible I truly wish this fic had finished

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