“Oh come on Bette, you’ve only done the celibacy thing for two weeks, that’s not long,” Shane said laughing.

“Not when fucking Tina is involved,” Bette said, “she doesn’t have to be doing anything to fucking turn me on.”

“I know the feeling,” Shane said, “sometimes I feel that way for all women.”

“That’s why you’re a whore Shane,” Bette commented sitting down next to the skinny brunette who was chuckling at the comment.

“Hey you’re doing much better at this celibacy thing than I did,” Shane said.

“I feel like I’m gonna fucking explode if I don’t fuck Tina’s brains out right now!” Bette growled.

“Jesus, Bette, I never hear you talk like that,” Shane said.

“Well I’m fucking delirious,” Bette confessed.

“Okay, okay, I see you truly do need help,” Shane said, “why are you doing this again?”

“Well, because we were in a rut in our marriage and Dan said that after living together but being celibate we will truly realize how much we desire each other and it will pull us out of our rut.”

“Well, I’d say it’s working,” Shane said chuckling.

“I didn’t need to stop having sex with my wife to find out that I desired her, Shane!” Bette groaned, “even when we were having sex five times a day I still desired her.”

“You guys had sex five times a day?!” Shane said in surprise, “fuck me!”

“It was when we had barely gotten back together,” Bette said.

“Jesus, well no wonder your suffering,” Shane said.

“Ahh, what do I do Shane?”

“You said you’re on the verge of exploding right?”

“Yeah,” Bette groaned.

“So make her explode first.”

“Are you saying…” Bette trailed off with a smirk.

“Turn on the Porter charm and make her crack.”

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“Tactic number one,” Bette whispered as she set her briefcase down on the table and loosened the skinny tie of her female suit, “act vulnerable.”

She walked towards the bedroom and slowed down her pace when she got there. She slumped into the room throwing her tie to the side of the room and slipping off her shirt.

“Tough day at work baby?” the unsuspecting Tina said looking up from her book.

‘Oh God,’ Bette groaned inwardly noticing that Tina was wearing that silk teddy she loved so much. Her hairless, smooth legs tangled up the soft silk sheets of their bed. ‘Oh, I would kill to be those sheets,’ Bette thought to herself trying to stay in character.