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The Addiction
Kit said rehab.
And what else did she say?
Yeah, you guessed it right. Detox.
I need a master cleansing of my body. I need to detoxify myself of everything Tina Kennard.
But this is no ordinary case of alcohol or drug addiction. I was addicted to a person. And that entailed a different kind of detoxification. I can’t just hook myself up to a dialysis machine and get it over with – though I toyed with that idea as well. Hey, if that girl was able to get inside my skin and seep into my pores, its not far-fetched to believe that I have even the tiniest amount of her running through my veins right? Right?
Hmm.. nah. Probably not.
See? I told you I was going crazy.
So as I sat in front of my laptop late into the evening, scourging the net for articles to help me out, I realized that I needed a cleansing plan. What sort of plan? The desperate kind. And who did I use as a model for all things desperate? Yep, none other than Alice. Good o’l dependable Alice.
I’ll let you in on a little secret. About nine and a half months ago, I broke Al’s heart. We had known each other for two years, but we had only began dating for a month then. It was all good in the beginning. The relationship was fun, it was fresh, it was just what I needed. The sex was good too. But then, after just three weeks, things got a little weird. Well, Alice got a little weird. She transformed into this person, that quite frankly, scared the crap out of me. It was my worst nightmare come true – she started to get clingy, demanding and too emotional for my taste. Let me tell you, if your girlfriend of barely a month starts photoshopping your head into wedding pictures of the two of you, then its time to bolt. So I did what I had to do. Just when she was in too deep, I pulled out my life raft and paddled my sorry ass to safety – leaving Al alone to drown in her ocean of misery and unrequited love.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Absolutely delightful tale! I can’t wait for more!
Love the story it only took me until this chptr to figur out what was goint on, i know sometimes im slow lol, but no matter how hard bette tries to get reid of tina she will not be able two.
I agree with the others, detox may not be the solution to Bette’s problem. Maybe she should try going to a strip club, and see what happens there. LOL!!! I don’t think that will work for her either. Great story, and thanks again.
That was so funny and love it, Bette gonna be crazy until Tina is back lol. Please post more, thanks!
LMAOOOOO! This is hilarious…more please.
Maybe of trying to rid herself of Tina, Bette should try and make it work. It has got to be easier than trying to forget her.
Just read both chapters… twice, trying to savor every hilarious and endearingly outrageous morsel. I had tears running down my face laughing so hard. Cannot wait for the next step although I imagine it will be all for naught once Bette sees Tina. Thanks, Alchemy!
wow ti`s so awsome .. I love it and I think that I`m adidicted to this and I blame U for that .. but thanks
That was awesome!!!! I can’t wait for an update…and omg what is Bette gonna do when Ms Kennard comes back to town!!!
OMG! roflmao…only 4 more days til tina gets back,lol
Ah, this was another classic, Alchemy. I don’t think Bette’s efforts are working so far… Thanks for the post!
Great Story..I never laughed so much… so well written as well. Thanks Alchemy10. Please more when you can :)
roflmao…Silly, crazy, funny.. Just the way I love your stories!~
This is so freakin’ funny and clever! Are you this funny in person? ROTFLMAO. More when you can.
Hmmm I don’t think the therapy is working, and if Bette fools herself enough to think it is, wait till Tina comes back home! Love this story, PPS:)