Helena approaches the gang.

Helena: Girls come on, Charlie has been waiting on us for two hours.

Alice (freaky out): Oh God he’s not going to fall asleep is he? Tell him we’ll pay him extra for his trouble.

Dana: Really Al are you sure you can pay his salary?

“I seriously doubt it,” Tina said handing Helena’s carryon man her last piece of luggage before boarding the jet.

Eventually everyone’s luggage was on board and the gang were all getting in their seats. Before take off Charlie came out of the cockpit to greet the girls.

Charlie: Hello ladies. Helena asked me to come and introduce myself to you. My name is Charlie McAllister and I have been flying airplanes for over 35 years. I flew planes in Vietnam and also for several different airlines. My last gig has been having the privilege of flying Ms. Peabody and Peabody members to various locations. I understand that some of you are not use to flying and feel a little nervous. I will try to make the flight as comfortable as possible for you but we might run into a little turbulence along the way. We have a long flight ahead of us so buckle in, relax, watch a movie, drink, eat, and/or be merry. Pleasure meeting you.

Charlie turns back towards the cockpit.

Alice: Yo Charlie?

Charlie turns back around.

Charlie: Yes, Maam?

Alice: How long is our flight?

Charlie: A one-way trip from L. A. to South Africa is approximately 20 hours.

Tina: Wow.

“Yeah it’s quite the trip but I might know a few short cuts,” Charlie said winking at Tina.

“Oh my God did he just wink at me,” Tina thought to herself.

Helena giving Charlie a chastising look: uh…mmm…that will be all Charlie.

Charlie leaned into Helena smiling and whispered: Hey I might be old but I’m aint dead yet.

Helena smiled and nodded at Charlie signaling that she understood.

Charlie returned to the cockpit.

Alice: Tina why is it that you always get hit on?

Tina: Seriously Al are you really going to go there? I mean he is an harmless old man for Chris sake and you know I not into men so why go there. Do you want a go at him?

Alice: Of course not! Don’t be ridiculous.

Dana: Well Al, you are a dirty bisexual, you know.

Alice: Oh whatever Dana and anyway Tina you use to be straight. Tina don’t you remember in high school dating the hottest jock on the football team.

Tina just looked at Alice and frowned because she knew where this was headed.

Alice: Until you meet Kelly that is.

“Alice that’s enough!” Tina shouted.

Alice ignored Tina’s protest and just keep talking: I remember it like it was yesterday. “Oh God Alice I was just fingered by a girl in the lockroom and I think something happened that hasn’t happened before, you know with Tim.

Tina was getting red in the face.

Alice: Then I said Tina I think it’s called an orgasm.

Alice just busted out laughing.

Tina (gritting her teeth): Al are you finished telling my life story?

Alice could tell by Tina’s expression that she went too far.

“Yes,” Alice said sheeplessly.

Tina: Fuckin Good because if you said another fuckin word I swear I’m going to strangle you. I swear Al you can be such a child sometimes.

Helena interrupted

Helena: Girls come on this trip is suppose to be fun. Let’s just all calm down and relax, pleaseeee. We have plenty of movies and entrees. Hey who wants to watch the British version of the Incredible Adventures of Two Girls in Love?

Dana: Me! Me! Me!

Alice: What? You mean there’s a British version?

Helena: Well yeah.

Alice: Well fuck count me in.

“Me three,” Tina said forgetting about Alice’s craziness and just wanting to lose herself in the movie.

And with that Helena put in the movie and the girls sat back and put on their headphones.

Back in the cockpit

Charlie could here some of what the girls were saying and thought.

"Man this is going to be an interesting trip." What a crew," Charlie said snickering to himself.