Why does Alice always get the short end of the stick!

It was meant as a reward for Bette, the quick vacation to New York for the girls, courtesy of Peggy Peabody. She continues to be a firm supporter of Bette, even after she left the CAC and started her new gallery. Bette was able to procure the best new artists and was able to help Peggy continue to accumulate her legendary collection.

Unfortunately and because it was a last minute decision to include everyone, not all the girls got first class seats. Bette and Tina, of course, were in first class with Dana. Shane was just happy to have a free trip and she was not cargo. Kit and Jenny did not care because they had plan on sleeping anyway. Alice, well, Alice is Alice and she wanted to taste first class because, well, she havent to date and she felt she should have had Danas seat. Dana got the last seat by default, she got to the check-in counter before Alice. Only because Alice dropped her off before parking her mini!

Their three night stay in New York was activity packed from morning to night except today, when the girls did not have to do any Peggy related events. They had three hours to themselves before their flight and everyone agreed on shopping and walking around downtown. They decided to stay in a pack since they have to make their flight.

After tasting all the street vendors, Alice felt nature calling and decided to use one of the street self cleaning restrooms. Maybe she can write about this new experience! These new toilets were amazing. It is a small kiosk and after each use, the entire kiosk is washed down and heated to dry, not to mentioned scent like a spring day in the country.

The other girls were milling around outside waiting for Alice to finish her business and did not see the other tourists approaching the kiosk. The younger woman was helping the elder woman out of her wheelchair, while opening the kiosk door. All three women screamed out when the door opened with Alice sitting on her throne, causing everyone else to turn their attention to the kiosk. Another passerby also stopped and he started taking pictures of the kiosk with Alice as the queen. Shut the door, shut the door, shut the ***** door.

The girls were laughing all the way to the airport, continuing though the security line, in the waiting lounge, until they were called to board. Everyone kept asking Alice if she was going to write about this new experience. If this was the new way of picking up girls, to show your assets beforehand!

Alice sworn to have her revenge, and for some reason, she blamed Bette. After all, if Bette didnt do so well for Peggy, they would not be in New York. If they were not in New York, she would not have been caught with her pants down.

She hatched her plan. She knew Bette, oh, yes, she knew Bette. She knew that Bette will be all business before their trip, but on the way back, she will try to have some adventure. And she is guessing that Bette will try to lure Tina to a little mile high fun. There was a handicap restroom between the first class and the economy cabins. She will spy on Bette and if she makes her way to that restroom, then she knows that will be her chance.

She did not have the vintage view point, but no matter, she will be patient. Jenny, sitting next to Alice, tries to make small talk, but apparently Alice was not interested in any of her body parts! Shane and Kit just went to sleep after the meal service and Jenny decided that sleep might be a good idea and proceed to do that.

Alice was getting tired of stretching her neck and when she was about to give up, she sees Tina stand up, while playfully slapping and laughingly smile at Bette. Tina walks back toward the economy cabin, but why when the first class restroom is towards the front? Alice hides a little, watching and smiles when she sees Bette getting up a few moments later. Bette also proceeds towards the economy cabins. Shes got them, yes!

She climbs over sleeping Jenny, mistakenly pushing her head and hair in the process. Ooopsoh, well, she is still breathing. She needs to get her camera from her bag in the overhead compartment. Damn, she forgot that contents may shift during flight and her bag hits her in the face. No matter, she grabs her camera and runs towards the handicap stall and waits, with camera at the ready.

She listens for the unlatching of the door.clunk, clunk, click; flash, flash, flashScreams by three women! Alice and the younger and elder woman in the wheelchair from her kiosk experience earlier. Im so sorry, Im so sorry, I thought you were my friends. What kind of friends would want their pictures taken coming out of the restroom?. Are you some kind of weirdo. You really should consider therapy

All the shouting woke the entire plane. Kit and Shane, looking at each other, shout Alice!, and runs towards the noise, with a wuzzy Jenny following behind. They try to be helpful but their laughter got in the way. They thought Alice looked nice with a face red as a lobster! Meanwhile, Jenny was pushed aside as Bette opens the side restroom and slides out, followed by Tina a moment later. She was about to ask why they had to share the restroom when Alice looks up at Bette and screamed why? why me?!. I want my mommy.

Dana, coming late to the party, as usual, asks Bette, Isnt the first class restroom in the front?