This is the final boarding call for flight 902 nonstop to Miami.

Alice, Tina and Bette were running through the airport at top speed. They had hit some majorly unplanned traffic on the way to LAX and now they were late for the flight. Shane, Dana and Jenny had arrived early like they were supposed to and they were already on the plane and looking around nervously. They hoped that the other three werent going to miss the flight since it was Dana s first major tournament and she really wanted her friends there by her side.

COME ON PORTER MOVE YOUR *****!

Bette just glared at the back of Alices head as they made their way to the gate just in time. Completely exhausted and out of breath the three ladies hurriedly scampered on board and plopped down in their seats. The first class cabin looked at them with amused smiles as Bette and Tina got settled into their seats while Alice was putting her luggage in the overhead bin while listening to Dana grumble about them being so late for the flight.

Geez Dana calm down okay? Were here now and thats all that matters right?

I guess

Dana sulked in her seat as Alice climbed over her and sat down. Shane turned around from her seat and looked at Alice and Dana through the seats.

Are you guys gonna grumble the whole time or are you going to enjoy this flight?

Shhhsilent time now

Shane gave Jenny a weird look as Jenny shifted in her seat and proceeded to fall asleep. She shook her head and turned back to Alice and Dana who were pushing each other like little kids. Alice managed to shift Dana over so that she could sit almost horizontally on the seat and she put her feet up on Danas lap.

AL!

Oh relax Danesheesh you act like you havent had anything in your lap for a while

Dana shot Alice a cold stare and got up to use the bathroom effectively shoving Alices feet off of her lap. Across the aisle Bette and Tina were settled into their seats and Bette had taken some paperwork out to go over. Tina took one look at Bettes work and she rolled her eyes. She scrunched down in the seat and fell asleep with Bette none the wiser and soon all six ladies had settled down and were enjoying the flight. After about an hour Alice got bored so she stood up to look around the plane and see what was going on. Most of the first class passengers were asleep so she pushed open the curtain and headed to the middle class cabin of the plane. She didnt find anything of interest there so she made her way to the cockpit and in typical Alice fashion she stuck her head in to see what was going on. One of the pilots turned around to see who had opened the door and Alice almost passed out at how cute he was. She gave him her best flirtatious smile and he motioned her in and told the co-pilot to get lost.

Meanwhile Bette was almost finished with her work and she glanced over at Tina who was talking softly in her sleep. Bette looked up and saw the waitress coming so she ordered a cup of water for her and Tina and set both down on the tray in front of her. Shane had fallen asleep as well and Jenny had shifted so that she was leaning over onto Shanes shoulder. Dana had fallen asleep as well and she woke up to the feeling of something soft rubbing her shoulder. She thought it was Alice probably just settling in so she thought nothing of it until it grabbed her boob.

ALICE!

Dana snapped her eyes open and came face to face with a little boy who had seemed to find her rather appealing. She stared down at him with huge eyes and her yelp had woken both Shane and Jenny who found her situation hilarious.

Well Dane I guess its safe to say your fans come in all ages and genders

Dana shot Shane an evil glance as she tried to untangle herself from the little boy. His mother was no where in sight and Dana had the right mind to throw him down but she just couldnt be that mean. Just then the plane seemed to hit some turbulence and everything was shaking and moving around. The water that was on the tray in front of Bette spilled on her and Tina waking Tina so quickly that she jumped up and knocked Bette with her elbow giving Bette a black eye. The little boy clung on to Dana for dear life but he slid out of the seat and managed to rip her tank top leaving her ***** in full view for the entire first class to see. Shane and Jenny, who was now wide awake, held on for dear life but Jenny didnt feel so well all of a sudden and she abruptly threw up all over Shane.

***** JENNY

Ughhh

Muttered Jenny who rocked back and forth and clutched her stomach for dear life. Shane tried to get out of the seat but she was stuck due to the seat belt that held her in against her will.

Oh ***** I think shes gonna blow!!!

Shane tried unsuccessfully to get out of the way again but Jenny managed to get her dead on and spewed barf all over her. On the other side of the aisle Bette was clutching her eye and Tina was trying to apologize and help her at the same time while also trying to calm her down. Bette was frantically reaching for the seat belt and unfastened herself to go to the bathroom to check out her eye but the turbulence knocked her down causing her to fall into Shane and do a face plant in a pool of Jennys vomit.

*****

Bette stood up and tried to walk back to the bathroom and Tina scurried after her but a stewardess saw Bette and Tina up and immediately rushed over to tell them to sit down.

Im sorry maam but you need to take your seat until the captain turns off the seat belt sign.

Listen ladyI dont mean to be rude but I have a black eye, Im covered in water and throw up and I really need to pee so would you mind me using the bathroom for just a second?

The stewardess looked at her with a shocked expression and Bette just pushed past her leaving Tina to apologize for her. Bette and Tina squished themselves into the bathroom and Tina got Bette a wet paper towel to wipe herself off while she surveyed the damage to Bettes face. Tina gently touched Bettes face to see how sore she was and she was met with a hand slapping her hand away and Bette shooting her an evil glance.

Oww Tina that hurts

Im sorry babe

Bette pouted as Tina tried to make amends and soon Bette was feeling better and wanted to go sit down again. They exited the bathroom and headed back to their seats with the plane still bouncing up and down as the turbulence seemed to get worse.

Good Lord what is going on?

The plane jerked down then up quickly and suddenly they seemed to level off and hit smooth sailing. Bette and Tina sat down and cleaned up the water that had spilled on the tray while Shane jumped up quickly and made a mad dash for the bathroom to get cleaned up while Dana jumped up and grabbed her overhead and pulled out the first shirt she could find and quickly threw it on. Jenny raced to the bathroom as well and finished throwing up and rinsed her mouth out to get the nasty taste out of her mouth. Alice came sauntering back into the first class cabin with a huge smile on her face and she straightened out her shirt before sitting down next to a disgruntled Dana. Dana stared at her with a questioning look and Alice returned the look with a smile from the cat who had swallowed the canary. Dana raised an eyebrow.

What?

Alice wiped her mouth and smiled.

Now that is what I call a first class ride.