The Collaboration – Happily Ever After – CH-9 ~JadedRogue~

Sit back, relax as the techno colored world revolves around the Ladies of the L.

*****

Dana jumped into the cab, as did Alice, Sharon and Lenore. Bette and Tina were in the other cab, as they made their way to IHOP. Alice was sure that things were now cooled down, no more escapades for the gang, plus the mom’s. She played with the last two tabs of E, and then thought, hmmmm.

“What’s up with Shane? She’s acting like she hasn’t gotten laid in months?” Tina asked, as they drove away, Shane standing in the driveway with a look of determination plastered on her face. Tina thought she looked mighty sexy that way, and then she turned to Bette, whose face still held a look of scorn after having seen the cat, on Melvin‘s balls.

“She needs to get some. Shane is no average woman; a day is like a month to her. She has the sex drive of Ron Jeremy.” Bette explained, and just then Bette‘s phone rang.

“How do you know who Ron Jeremy is?” Tina asked as Bette pulled the cell phone out and saw that it was Alice‘s number. She answered it and a giddy Alice said.

“What ya gonna eat when ya get there?” Alice asked, she and Dana had just dropped another tab of E, and they were off to la-la land. Bette rolled her ebony eyes and tossed a look to Tina, who leaned in and listened.

“I don’t know.” Bette said, her voice filled with sarcasm.

“I think FOOD is a good start….” Dana chimed in and Tina burst out laughing, her fingers still orange from the cheese curls. Bette snapped the phone closed, thinking about her father with Alice and Dana‘s mother, she shivered. Tina‘s tongue started to caresses her ear, and Bette moaned lightly, the next thing she knew, Tina‘s hand was roaming up her leg, leaving a trail of orange cheese streaks on her dark legs.

“How about it babe?” Tina asked, devouring her lips as she pulled open the shorts that Bette was wearing, Bette didn’t answer. Instead she pushed Tina‘s hand down her shorts and leaned her head back, to enjoy.

*****

“Sharon, did you have a wonderful time today?” Lenore asked, her voice tainted with a forbidden tone and Dana made a face. Alice‘s eyes went wide, as Dana slapped a hand over her mouth. Dana just couldn’t handle any more of the remarks about her mother getting down and nasty with Melvin, it was way beyond her scope of reason.

“I forgot this in my purse!” Sharon exclaimed, pulling out the infamous vibrator and Dana pulled her feet up onto the seat, scooting away from the vibrator as if it were the spawn of a demon.

“MOTHER!!!!” Dana bellowed and Alice winced, because Dana was yelling in her ear, she was now deaf. She put a finger into her ear and shook her hand, trying to restore her precious hearing, she was deaf.

“The who now?” Alice asked, and then her eyes saw the vibrator. Sharon waved it around, and Lenore took it from her. She made a face, and Sharon asked her quickly.

“Is there a problem?”

“You didn’t clean it?” Lenore grimaced, and Sharon rolled her eyes as if she had just asked a dumb question and Alice instantly saw Dana in her.

“I didn’t use it on myself.” Sharon stated, Dana and Alice began to yell bloody blue murder as the mental picture flashed into their heads of exactly WHERE the vibrator had been.

*****

Shane walked down the street, where did she think she was going, she was in front of Jenny‘s house and she stopped dead in her tracks. She turned and looked at the house, Jenny. Hmm. She cocked her head to the left, a thoughtful look on her face.

Did she dare? She did, she was ravenous and she didn’t much care who the victim was, she was getting SOME!

Shane walked down the path to the little shed that Jenny was usually in, writing and doing whatever and whoever. Shane stopped at the door, and looked in, seeing Jenny tapping away at the computer. She was cute, she’d fucked uglier. Shane was about to push the door open, strut in and just kiss the raven haired woman. Jenny turned and Shane saw the huge set of glasses that Jenny was wearing, they looked like the bottom of the old coke bottles. Shane ducked so that Jenny didn’t see her. She pressed herself against the wall of the shed, trying to stop the shock that rushed her system.

“Ok, I am not THAT fucking desperate.” Shane crawled away quickly so that Jenny didn’t see her lurking there.

*****

“I’d like a stack of pancakes with pussy; I mean syrup, on the side.” Alice ordered and Bette pushed the menu up to cover her face. She peeked over and gave Alice a very cold look, Tina was laughing and she just couldn’t stop. Dana‘s hand was making lazy circles on Alice‘s bare leg, and Alice smiled at the waitress.

Lenore got up, excusing herself to the bathroom and moments later, Sharon did the same. A grin that could send just about anyone into speculation had been plastered on Sharon‘s face.

“You don’t think they are? Do you?” Alice asked, and Dana shook her head back and forth. Then she blurted out.

“As long as they wash the vibrator that was up Melvin‘s ass before they go at it, I could care less!”

“The who now?” Bette asked, as Tina pitched the chair back and fell to the floor, in a fit of overwhelming laughter.

*****

“I’m the stud of the gang, someone tell me how it is that I am not getting any today…. I am stuck here, with a stuck up black man and a wandering cat….” She asked herself, walking back into Bette and Tina‘s house. She sat at the edge of the pool, dejected and rejected. PJ came over to her, rubbing up against her. Shane pulled the cat up onto her lap and began to pet it. It was a cute pussy cat, she sighed as Melvin walked out to the pool area, and he was feeling refreshed as he snapped his suspenders.

“Feeling frisky?” He asked and Shane made a face of disgust and shook her head, she got up and handed PJ to Melvin.

“PJ’s more your speed man, I already like pussy I don’t need to be converted to it….” She walked out of the house, and got in her truck. Milk, there was always pussy at Milk.

*****

“I am so hungry, famished.” Lenore said as she dug into the food, and Sharon said with a grin.

“You had a backwards meal, dessert first.”

“EWWWWWWWW!” Dana yelled, the patrons turning to look at her, and she blushed. Tina was holding her side, rocking back and forth on the chair as Bette had donned a pair of sunglasses and was pretending not to know these people that she was sitting with.

Alice just ate, she shoved fork-full after fork-full into her mouth, hardly chewing. Just swallowing and pushing more into her mouth. Tina looked over at her, thinking she looked like a chipmunk and she began to laugh again.

“Side, hurts. Ouch, oh ouch. I think I split something, oh it hurts.” Tina muttered, as Dana was still looking at her mouth with distaste and Lenore was checking out one of the waitresses.

“She’s sexy.”

“MOTHER!” Alice said through her food, and Dana reminded her to be a good girl and chew before she swallowed and that speaking with her mouth full was not polite. She then reached over and wiped Alice‘s mouth.

“Oh I can’t take it, Bette… Bette please… I hurts so bad, I can’t breath…” Tina pleaded and Bette ignored her, she merely took a bite of her food. She was never going to have a cook out again, no more parties and no more friends, this bunch was wacked, totally wanked out of their skulls.

*****

“Closed? Closed?” Shane yelled as she stood at the door of Milk, the sign read closed for renovations. How had she missed this, why hadn’t she known?

“HOW CAN YOU BE CLOSED I NEED TO GET SOME PUSSY!!!!” She yelled at the top of her lungs, she was going insane. She trudged back to her truck, now totally disappointed and she started the engine. She gave up, there would be no pussy for Shane tonight. She turned up the music and drove back to Bette and Tina‘s, wondering if they were home. Then she remembered, PJ!

“Holy fuck if that cat is gone, Alice is going to skin me alive!”

Shane drove like a woman possessed as she skidded into the driveway of the Porter/Kennard residence and ran to the house. The front door was ajar, Melvin was gone and so was the pussy. Er, PJ.

“I lost the pussy.” Shane said with sadness as her cell phone materialized in her hand and she called Alice.

“Al, you have to get to Bette and Tina‘s, something terrible has happened.” Shane said and a still wanked Alice said.

“What happened, you had mind blowing sex with Jenny? How bad was it? Dana said she kisses like a fish, tell me! Please tell me you didn’t get on the Melvin gravy train!” Alice yelled into the phone and Shane simply said.

“I lost the pussy.”

The End – For Now