Tina woke up to the sound of the apartment door closing, she slowly opened her eyes and felt Bette’s warm hand roaming across her stomach.

Tina: “Mmm morning *****” she said rolling over

Bette: “Good morning. How did you sleep?” she said giving Tina a light kiss.

When Tina started to pull away Bette pulled her closer attempting to deepen the kiss. Things were starting to get heated when there was a knock on her bedroom door,

George: “Hey Tina are you here?” she said in a loud wisper.

Tina: “No, im not here” she replied slightly annoyed

George: “Ok, Jen and I are going to have a wake and bake if your interested” she said then walked back into the living room

Bette: “Wake and bake?” she said with a raised eyebrow

Tina: “Ugh, it’s when you get stoned right after you wake up”

Bette: “I don’t know how thoes two function when they are stoned all the time” she laughed

Tina slid her naked body out from under the sheets and walked over to her door, locking it. She turned around and looked at Bette with a suductive grin. Bette smiled as she leaned back and folder her hands behind her head.

Tina: “Now where were we?” she said slowly walking over to Bette.

Bette: “I think we were here” she said grabbing Tina’s hand and pulling her down onto the bed.

Tina pulled down the sheets exposing Bette’s naked body and straddled her. Bette inhaled sharply as she felt Tina’s arousal, she slowly ran her fingertips up Tina’s sides stopping just under her brests. Tina let out an impatient moan as she pulled Bette forward into a passionate kiss.

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George and Jen finished smoking and were about to watch a movie when the door buzzer rang. George jumped and turned towards the door.

George: “Who the ***** could that be?” she said jumping off the couch. “Mt. Olympus, home of the god’s” she answed then tuned to Jen laughing. “Uh, Georgia? Is that you” came a shockingly familliar voice. “Aunt Lori?” she said hoping she was wrong. “Surprise!” came two loud voices. “Mom? Your here too?” she asked completely baffled. “Yeah, now let us up”. George quickly buzzed them in and turned to Jen with complete shock on her face.

Jen: “Your going to kill me” she said trying to hide behind a pillow

George: “What?”

Jen: “I totally forgot to tell you your uncle called last week to let you know your mom and aunt were coming to visit him and they mentioned coming here too. Im so sorry.”

George: “Remind me to kill you later. We gotta clean this ***** up.!” she exclaimed as she began to run around gathering random things in her arms. “*****, Tina” she yelled running down the hall. “Tina, Tina, open the door! Open the door!” she yelled banging furiously.

Tina angerly dropped her head wanting desperatly to finish what she had started with Bette but realized that it wasnt going to happen this morning. She climbled off the bed and grabbed her robe. She opened the door and leaned against the frame crossing her arms. George looked at her with sheer panic, she was about to speak when she saw Bette lying in the bed behind Tina.

George: “Oh, it’s worse than I thought. Your never going to believe who is about to be at our ***** door” she said nervously jumping around.

Before Tina could ask what was going on there was a knock at the door and then it opened revealing the tow biggest headaches it the world, their mothers. Tina’s expression went from anger to surprised panic, she gasped then quickly shut her door leaving George to deal with it.

Tina: “Oh my god, oh my god.” she repeated over and over as she ran around her room looking for something to wear.

Bette: “What? What’s going on?” she said reaching for her clothes as well.

Tina: “My mother and my aunt are standing in my living room” she said now furiously digging through her closet.

George nervously walked back into the living room and plastered a fake smile in her face.

George: “Mom, aunt Lori” she said giving them both hugs. “What are you doing here?”

Lori: “Well Kate and I were planning on just going to Vegas and your uncle Mike said that he could get us a really cheap flight if we wanted to come see him for a few days.”

George: “Doesn’t he live in San Fransisco?”

Kate: “Yeah but he had some kind if semiar here this weekend and we thought it would be perfect if we came with him and surprised you guys for Valentines day. We thought it would be fun since your both still single”

George looked over at Jen already feeling an unconfortable gaze upon her. She was quickly trying to figure out what to say next when she was saved by Tina’s enterance into the room.

Tina: “Mom..what are you doing here?”

Lori: “Is that any way to greet your mother?” she said pulling Tina in for the typical mom embrace.

Tina hugged her mother and settled back against the door frame, too scared to even take a breath. Lori headed off to use the bathroom and Kate turned her attention to George and Jen.

Kate: “Hi, im Kate, George’s mom” she said holding her hand out to Jen.

Jen: “Uh, hi. Im Jen, George’s…” she paused and looked at a petrified George then back to Kate “friend” she finally finished

Kate: “It’s nice to meet you. Why don’t you girls get ready and we can take you out for breakfast. Jen your more than welcome to come too”

Jen: “Oh no thanks, I’ve got alot of stuff to do today” she replied and began to gather her stuff

George: “Oh uh, that shirt you wanted to borrow…do you want me to give it to you now?” she said hoping Jen would catch on to her motive.

Jen: “Oh, yeah I forgot about that. Where is it again?”

George: “It’s in my room. Here i’ll get it for you” she said leading Jen to her bedroom.

George flashed a wink at Tina on her way down the hall. “Your turn” she wispered just loud enough for Tina to hear. Tina glared at her then took a step further into the living room. Lori came out of the bathroom and stopped to look around.

Lori: “Tina, this place is cute. Is that your bedroom?” she said pointing at the closed door then made her way towards it.

Tina: “Yep that’s it” she said hoping her mom didn’t want to see it

Lori: “Oh, I wanna see it” she said opening the door.

Tina: “No mom! Wait, I can explain” she yelled as she felt her heart begin to pound