“Well the town we lived in was so small, we didn’t really make much more friends than each other,” Tina explained.

“Wow, is there anything I should know beforehand?” I said cautiously.

“Sure,” Tina said, “my dad’s name is William, but he goes by Bill. My mom’s name is Margaret.”

I laughed and said, “so white.”

“Yeah and Elizabeth isn’t,” Tina said sarcastically.

“Yeah, but Bette is more black,” I said with a cheeky grin.

Tina laughed and said, “well, here’s what you need to know. Josh is the eldest of us all.’

“He’s married,” Chris said, “to this nasty bitch named Anna.”

“Josh is too good for her, but don’t tell him we told you that,” Laney said, “it’s the only thing that pisses him off.”

“He’s 37,” Hailey said, “and he has a little daughter, and a son on the way.”

37, only two years older than me. I suspect that I will get along with him since he seems nice.

“Mary is next in line,” Tina said.

“Bitch,” Hailey scoffed.

“Hailey!” Laney scolded, “she just says that because out of all of us they’re the two that fight the most.”

“I don’t know why they don’t get along,” Tina said shrugging.

“Cause she’s a bitch!” Hailey said pouting.

“Come on Hale,” Chris said chuckling, “anyways, Mary is 35, still not married.”

“That’s cause she’s a bitch!” Hailey chirped.

We laughed and Laney leaned over to hit her arm. “Next is Peter,” Tina said after she stopped laughing.

“He’s an asshole,” Hailey said.

“Yeah, I’m gonna have to agree with that,” Laney said nodding.

“Unfortunately,” Tina said with a sigh.

“Yeah,” Chris agreed, “he’s 31 and a douche.”

“His girlfriend is even worse than he is,” Hailey said.

“You just say that cause she was your math teacher,” Laney said laughing.

“And she made you repeat Algebra,” Tina teased laughing along with Laney.

Hailey pouted and said, “fuck you both!”

“Anyways, after Peter is John,” Chris said, “John is nice for the most part, but he has a temper like the hulk.”

“You always have to be careful what you say around him, he’s very sensitive,” Tina warned.

“I just think he has mental problems,” Hailey said.

“You see that’s why he always used to do those nasty things to you when were little,” Laney said.