Alice walked out of the Planet as her cell phone rang. Hello? Dana? You sound tiredoh really?
Yea, Lara came over last night.
Wowwait, did you, Lara and Tonya have a threesome?
NO, Alice. I broke it off with Tonya
So you finally got rid of the cat killer? Good job! But waitwhat about our encounters?
It was only a kiss, right? A few kissed in the bathroom, of all places. Dana questioned.
Yea, youre right. Only a mere simple kisses between two friends that means absolutely nothing. Alice said, feeling a bit jealous.
Yea, exactly Dana trailed off, then asked, So what have you done today?
I, uh, had lunch with Gabby.
What? Al, shes bad news and you know it.
Yea, but really, this time shes changed. For sure changed.
How many times are you going to fall for that line, Alice?
No, I mean it. She turned off her phone, her cell phone, she even had a seizure. The whole ten years.
Nine yards, Al, the expression is the whole nine yards
Whatever!
But anyways, a seizure? Al, did she give you a reason why?
No, the doctors couldnt give her a cause for it.
Ok, so how do you know shes not lying to you?
Alice stopped in front of the doctors office, Because I kinda followed her to her appointment today. And Im here now, so I have to go, Dane. Ill talk to you later. Alice snapped her phone shut and got prepared to become Nancy Drew.

Bette woke up with her ear planted firmly against Tinas stomach. Oh, *****, what time is it? She thought rolling over. *****, its 10:30am! I was suppose to be at the gallery at nine! She threw off her covers and rolled out. She looked over at Tina who was sleeping soundly and placed a soft kiss on her forehead. Id be so lost without you, T. She whispered. She left the room and entered the kitchen, fixing herself a pot of coffee and a bagel.
James? Hi, yea, its me Bette. Look, Im not going to be in till late today. You can tell Franklin to shove it up his *****, but in a more formal way. Bette smiled at herself, shutting her phone. I have bigger fish the fry today. She looked over in the living room, noticing the pictures still scattered on the floor.