The L Word = Defined The Most Beautiful Face

Bette and Tina drove over to Alices apartment to get Tinas belongings. Alice opened the door to a happy Bette and Tina. Hey Alice, Ive, uh, we have come to get my stuff. Tina smiled over to Bette, walking into the living room.
So what did you all do? Kiss and make-up? Alice said sarcastically, helping Tina with the belongings she had just pushed under the couch. Or did you all just ***** and get it out of your system?
For your information, Al, we just came to a simple agreement, Bette said, looking at the roses near the door.
Yes, we decided that Id live in the guest room, and wed see what happens. Tina smiled, watching Bette lean over to smell the roses.
Good, because for a while there I thought your depression was going to send you to the hospitalor group therapybut like you need more of that, Alice smiled, then noticed it wasnt funny, Moving on
What? Tina looked at Alice. What do you mean?
Well look at you! Youre as big as a freakin Mack Truck! If you didnt slow down I thought I was going to have to put a pad lock on my fridge while I was gone to keep you from eating your pain away.
Oh my god, Alice! Bette stared at her blankly. How could you say that?
Look at how much weight shes gained because of what you did, Bette!
You guys, stop fighting! Tina yelled, Bette, Alice doesnt know.
Alice doesnt know what? Alice asked, looking between Bette and Tina, then repeated, Alice doesnt know what?
Tina got up and pulled her over coat back, then pulled her shirt up a bit.
Oh my god! Its worse then I thought. You swallowed a whole watermelon? Tina, you have –
Shut up, Al! Bette snapped, grabbing Alices shoulder, Tinas pregnant.
You got knocked up? Alice asked.
No, I went and got inseminatedbefore all this happened. Tina stopped and looked down at her feet, seeing her belly instead.
But weve agreed that shes going to stay at our house, Bette paused, To make sure shes comfortable and to give her more space. I mean, we practically have everything from before, Bette stopped a moment and remembered what had happened. She clenched her jaw to keep from crying, and looked down, fiddling with her fingers. She couldnt believe how stupid she had been, doing all that with Candace.
Well, Im happy for you all. You know, I always said that if you two broke up, it would suck. And you know what? It really did. Alice handed Tina one of her boxes.
Thanks Althings like this just take time. Tina said, smiling at Alice as they were getting ready to leave. They began to walk out the door when Bette noticed a card from Gabby next to the flowers.
Gabby back? Bette asked.
Yea, I think that Im just the best ***** shes had in a while. Who could blame her for wanting me?
Bette just smiled, and didnt answer.
Oh right, cause you would know how great I am in bedwait! Thats not funny Porter, I rocked your world! Alice yelled down the hallway of the apartment building as Bette and Tina left, getting strange glances from people walking by. What are you staring at?