Tina had picked bette up from the CAC, they were heading over to the country club to see the girls and have a lunchtime beverage or two. Tina pulled up along side shanes truck they got out of the car and hand in hand walked towards the tennis courts.

Shane was relaxing laying along the length of the bench her hands resting under her head, dark sunglasses covering her eyes. About three feet to the side of shane were the tennis courts.

POP– God damn it

For heavens sake dana Im telling you this things faulty, its not working right cant you adjust the timing or something?

Its brand new alice the club only got it last week

What on earth are you doing alice? bette queried about alices present performance of dodging catapulted tennis balls.

POP– *****, well dana and I were having a friendly game of tennis, I was actually pretty close to beating her arse, then pro-tennis Fairbanks here couldnt handle the heat, so she put this automatic ball shooter out here to test my skills, which I warn you all, I should never be underestimated

You werent even CLOSE alice

I hit the ball every time you served, apart from missing an occasional one didnt I ?

You might of but about eighty percent of those were out!

Oh whatever dane, like I said you just cant take the heat

The actual reason I did this was because you were continuously mouthing off at me the whole way through the game which IRRITATED and PISSED me off. You can run your mouth off as much as you want now alice cause Im absolutely convinced that its not going to give a ***** dana pointed at the automatic ball shooter.

Alice was preparing to unleash her comeback, just as she turned her head toward dana, but just a split second before her mouth had opened — POP–

OH HELLYOU SON OF A *****! The ball had smacked her right on her left cheekbone. In her rage she hurled the racket across the court and cleared herself out of the gate and glared at the four others.
Who were now in hysterics, shane was laughing so hard she had lost her balance and fallen off the bench and was now rolling around in the grass.

Alice rubbing her fast bruising cheek Im so happy to have brightened up your day, I dont find it a laughing matter, I could sue, I could have a great legal case over this

Im sure you could alice bette said while wiping away the tears that were falling down her face.

Come on al lets go into the club and I will grab an ice-pack for you, before it turns into the size of an egg

As they made there way over to the country club, alice persistently cussed non-stop.

Dana went to grab an ice-pack while the others sat at a table, they ordered some drinks, dana returned with the ice-pack.

Here you are al, hold this on your shiner for awhile

There drinks arrived and alice had calmed down now, she pulled a notebook and pen out of her bag and flipped through a few pages.

Whats with the notebook, another article?

Yes Im in the process of writing it, its going to be a ten page spread on * Your ideal fantasies * isnt it great ive interviewed a fair amount of people, you should hear some of these her face lit up as she went through some of them.

Lots of S&M ones, threesomes are the majority they will be the most common, um.. You know your usual role-playing ones, nurses, superheroes, teachers that kind of thing she turned over another page.

You wouldnt believe it but animals have had quite a few mentions, horses, dogs, cats, pigs

Thats totally gross dana squished her face up in disgust.

yea its not my cup of tea, but there was one woman who had a thing for snakes, shed fantasise about letting one slither.

Geez al I think we have the picture shane cut her short.

Tina was clearly appalled by the information thats cruelty to animals, theres a law against that she squirmed in her seat.

Alice quickly scribbled something on her notepad.

Thats great tina thanks, Im going to put all the animal fantasies under the sub heading
* Cruelty to animals- animals can not consent * ok now that I have you all here

Shane you first what are some of your sexual fantasies ok go..

Shane shook her head.

Ah nah sorry think I will pass thanks al

Dana how about you, come on Im sure youve got plenty, scenes you havent had a good lay in months, your going to have to brush away those cobwebs soon

Danas face turned crimson, she wished that the ground would open up and swallow her at that very moment, she was so embarrassed she could only mumble pass to alices interrogation.

Oh gee come on guys ive written a few of mine down, ok bette I wrote some your past fantasies down but scenes as though we broke up about a year ago, Im sure you have a few new ones now so spill..

Al whats the with the idea of writing my personal sexual fantasies in one of the most biggest selling magazine, there are things that people like to keep private

Dont stress babe I changed your name there is no way it can be directed back at you

Alice turned and faced tina ok tina can you let one of the newbie bette fantasy slip out perhaps, porters sexual fantasies should have a book of there own, youd just need to read them and it would be instant ***** material, there the most sexual, sensual *****-rated ones ive ever heard.

Tina alices eyes were pleading for just one.

Sorry alice but we havent actually touched on that subject yet tina gave alice an awkward look.

You would have, you know after some hot lovemaking, laying in each others arms, thats when you dig deep into your deepest sexual desires and share your fantasies

Bette gave alice a cold stare as if to say leave it alone, alice looked back at tina she was staring at her glass.

Then it clicked alice had got it in one.

You two have been together now for what a little over a month and you two havent had SEXWHAT

Bette looked at her watch ***** ive got a meeting to get to, tee you want to get going bette wasnt sure how tina would react to alice being so upfront and in her face.

Yea sure babe, I better get you back to work then They said there goodbyes, bette took tinas hand as they left the country club.

Can you believe that shane? Porter going without for over a month, noway in this world, bet you theres been a lot of self satisfying activities going on at the porter residence, ha ha I bet my life on it

Shane didnt want to really get involved in the subject, but she pictured bette masturbating and a devious smile formed on her face ~ now that would be totally ***** hot~

There you go dane, bette has joined you on the satisfy your self stakes, and shes going to have to blow them cobwebs away soon too

Shane and alice couldnt hold back, in unison they started to laugh, they both always found it highly amusing to pay out on dana, even though they loved her to death she was such an easy target that it had become a novelty to them now.

Great yeaok guys thanks a lot..yea Im glad your both getting a good laugh out of it all, cause all I can say is Im getting abit sick of the whole- dana isnt getting laid- subject

She stood up grabbed the ice-pack and started walking away.

Hey dana I need that alice was pining after the ice-pack.

Dana turned around No you dont al its already the size of an egg, and thats something that I find pretty funny, hey it would be even more entertaining if it was still there for your big birthday night wouldnt it? she smiled sarcastically, turned back around and continued walking.

~ Oh ***** the party ~ Within no time alice was on her feet running to catch up with dana and the ice-pack