Candace: And whose fault is that?

Bette: Excuse me?

Candace: Yeah, Bette. Who the ***** told Tina in the first place? I sure as ***** didnt!

Bette: I didnt tell her! She – she figured it out!

Candace: How?! She remembers Tina saying something about seeing the two of them having a private chat at Provocations, and then rhetorically asks Because she saw us talking that night? So what! Mikela saw the same thing and confronted me about it. And you no what I did Bette? I lied. Getting louder. I lied and lied and kept on lying until she believed me! Even louder. Now thanks to you and your loud mouth wife, not only does Mikela know about us but knows that I lied to her. Now shouting at the top of her lungs. So thank you, Bette! Thank you very much!

Bette: Wait a minute! Youre trying to put this all on me? I dont believe this! You ARE really trying to put this all on me! Bette walks away from the desk and laughs a humorless laugh at the idea of Candace trying to blame her for this huge ***** up they both got themselves in. Well, well thats rich.

Candace: Lowers her voice to a conversational tone, she condescendingly retorts, Seeing as you are the one who couldnt keep her ***** mouth shut, yes, I am blaming you.

Bette: Not liking Candaces condescending tone, decides to bring her down a peg. Listen to me you *****. I will take responsibility for my own ***** ups and you will have to take responsibility of yours. Do you understand me?

Candace: Still using her condescending tone Bette, you can pull that Im so in control and Ive got it all together act on your nave little wife and all those flaky artsy people at the CAC, but dont think for one minute it works on me sweetheart. I know better.

Bette: Furiously exclaims You dont know me like that Candace! You dont

Candace: Interrupting Bette Dont I Bette? Snidely she reminds Bette. I know you Bette, I even know you biblically.

Bette: Turns away and blushes at Candaces low blow (even though its true). Then she looks back at Candace and sees a smirk beginning to emerge of Candaces face. With as much venom as she could muster Bette yells. I wish I had never met your *****!