Dash: Sure looked like it to me…but then again I dont know what you guys do….man I stuck up for you when Alice got here…and with Tina.

Shane: Look…I went to change and I thought it was Alice when she snuck in….how stupid could I be to think Alice would come to me?…anyway , I turned around and….

Dash sat listening intently as Shane explained the conversation she had with Cheri. Although she was never one to kiss and tell, in this case, Dash might be the only one she could keep in her corner.

Dash: Damn, thats crazy…what are the odds of all this ***** happening to you?

Shane shook her head and shrugged. She placed her head on her knees and Dash played with her hair.

Dash: You swear it was a goodbye kiss?

Dash held out her pinky finger and Shane took it with her own to shake on it.

Dash: Okay…then Ill help you get your woman back…..we need to round up the troops, circle the wagons…well the troop being Bette, and the wagon being her Saab…

Shane: I dont want her back!
Dash: Uhm…what?…why not?

Shane: ***** her!…thats why!

Dash stopped playing with Shanes hair and sat up straight.

Dash: Im sorry…this is the same Shane who got all giddy last night when she called and buys her a flower everyday?

Shane: Well, that was before she pulled this *****!

Dash: What *****?…SHe walked in on you with…

Shane: No we had a deal Dash…shes been making all these rules and guidelines all week so I wouldnt ***** up, and she wouldnt get hurt…I asked for two things….just two..

Dash: And they were?

Shane: I asked for one phone call a day…and give me my privacy…I specifically said no investigations, and no following up on me….thats the only two things I asked of her…that Ive ever asked of her….she kept taking, and taking and taking all week, and I gave her what she wanted…I even let her….*****!

Dash: What?…so now this is her fault? Youve got some twisted views and you need to wake up man….she walks in on you , pants around your ankles with your ex and you make it her fault for being there? You need a reality…