<b>Tina:</b> Its called J*A*D*E*S… a Buffy, Angel, D.E.B.S., meets Veronica Mars type action drama.

Shane looked at Tina with a dumbfounded expression.

<b>Tina:</b> Forgot you haven’t discovered T.V. …there’s four chicks. Well, fiveeh…there’s a bunch of teens and their family and friends who solve mysteries but its supposed to not focus on any specific cultural thing. Their paranormal and supernatural stuff coincides with their teen angst about life with some espionage and comedy but nothing really is supposed to DEFINE the story other than the whole coming of age thing.

<b>Lara:</b> So its the Italian Wedding soup of T.V?

<b>Tina:</b> Exactly.

Lara pulled up a chair and sat with the three women.

<b>Tina:</b> You look how I feel.

<b>Shane:</b> So how are things going with the bash brothers?

<b>Lara:</b> Messiah and Kelly are slowly driving me crazy. I spent the whole morning pulling them apart. They’ve found a way to fight over EVERYTHING…but I’ve got them in check.

<b>Bette:</b> How’s that?

<b>Lara:</b> When my hard ***** routine didn’t work I used ***** appeal…now they are competing for attention…any and everyone’s attentiontypical straight bio-males

<b>Bette:</b> So you’re just flaunting it in front of them?

<b>Lara:</b> Nope, I just make excuses for Marina to come into the kitchen….since she sweats orgasmic ***** all day long.

<b>Jenny:</b> And her evil genius plan is now working for all of us.

Jenny sat on the arm of the couch next to Shane and nudged her.

<b>Jenny:</b> Long time no see roomy.

Messiah walked over with a tray of drinks and sat them down in front of the couch.

<b>Bette:</b> Wow, how did you know I wanted limeade?

<b>Messiah :< /b> I took the liberty of memorizing your orders from yesterday….is there anything else I can get you ladies while I’m here?

<b>Shane:</b> Uhm…I think we’re okay Siah.

Messiah lowered his head and walked back to the kitchen.

<b>Tina:</b> Man Lara, you are such an evil genius.

<b>Lara:</b> Think that’s bad, Kelly almost cried when I told him the glaze he made for the orange cinnamon scones had too much sugar. Shane you and Van giving them this punishment was great really needed the help once we figured out how to control them.

<b>Jenny:</b> So what do you have Dash doing? She’s been in and out of the house all day, I see her more than you.