Chapter 138

“Gee Tina….you should talk dirty to me more often!” Bette smiled down at Tina and kissed her.

“You think so huh?” Tina smiled up at Bette. “Please kiss me again Baby. I love you so much.”

“Really T…there is no way I ever would have known that.”

“Then I really need to try much harder to show you Babe. Maybe I’m not doing enough to show you.”

“Oh God Tina.” Bette kissed Tina passionately as her hips involuntarily thrust forward again. “Everything you do and say….T….Tina…” Bette kissed Tina again.

Tina whispered breathlessly. “Tell me…finish your thought Babe…and please….don’t stop moving…please.”

“I…oh…ah…..everything about…..Tina…I….about…”

“Please Baby….tell….please keep moving…please….tell…Bette….please….tell me. Baby…please….”

“Everything you do Tina…oh my God…..tells me….how much you…..Tina…please….***** with me.”

“Yes – ok…tell me….Bette…I’m…there.”

“How much you…Tina…Tina…you love me.”

Tina pulled Bette into her as they both experienced very intense orgasms. Bette kissed Tina again. This time it was a tender kiss…but one still filled with love and passion. Bette collapsed on top of Tina. Just then…the babies began crying.

Tina looked into Bette’s eyes. “Thank God for you Bette…I…” Bette kissed Tina again.

“And for you Tina….and those screaming babies in the nursery….”

Tina faintly whispered. “Yeah…thank God….”

They shared a final kiss and then threw their clothes on. “Let’s go T….they need you!” Bette slapped Tina on the *****.

“Hey Porter…what was that for?”

“Love pat T…that’s all. I love you. Wait one minute…come here.” Bette grabbed Tina around the waist and pulled her in for a long, deep kiss.

“Maybe it’s time for the babies to go on formula Bette.”

“So we can fool around more than we already do?”

“Yeah!”

“Nah!”

“Nah…I’d miss it.”

“I’d miss it too Tina…”

“Ok Babe…kiss me again…. then we really need to get to the babies.”

Bette kissed Tina again. It was a passionate kiss.

“Oh God Babe….let’s go now before I can’t walk…my knees are wobbling.”

“Better than Gobbling T!”

“Oh SHUT UP Bette!”

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Alice was still on the couch…sleeping, when Bette appeared at her side with a beer. “Al – wake up. Everyone is going to be here soon. How’s your head?”

“Oh *****…my head….” Alice squinted at Bette.

“Here…have this…revive yourself or you’ll never live through this….”

“Oh man…I might throw up.”

“Take a slow sip…then it’ll go down easier. Pace yourself the rest of the day ok?”

“I drank too much too fast.”

“Yes you did. Hey Al?”

“Yeah?”

“Thanks for your help with dinner.” Bette kissed Alice on the cheek.

“Anytime Bette…you know…..”

“What?”

“Nothing…”

“What Al?”

“I really had a lot of fun with you and TED!”

“Oh *****…TED. I need to go baste Ted. Hey? Do I shoot juice into his hole?”

Alice burst out laughing. “I’m going to pee in my pants…oh *****! Yes Bette…you DO SHOOT JUICE INTO HIS HOLE! Oh *****!!!!!!!! You’re too ***** funny!”

“SHUT UP AL!”

“I can’t ….oh God….ha ha….that is the funniest thing you’ve ever said…*****!”

“Alice…if you tell anyone…I swear to God I’ll smack you across the head. And it’s gonna hurt…you lush.”

“Ha…shoot it in his hole BETTE!”

“Alice…this is warning number two.” Bette put Alice into a head lock. “Do you agree NOT to tell anyone what I said…or do you want to have a more massive headache than you do right now?”

“Ok…ok…I won’t say a word. Cross my heart and hope to….” Alice burst out laughing again.

Tina appeared in the living room. “What’s so funny Alice?”

“Ummmmmm…nothing…I was just remembering how Bette and I had a hard time figuring out which side was the breast side of the turkey. You know…breast side up!”

“Oh…gee Bette…. where have I recently heard something about being breast side up?” Tina wagged her eyebrow at Bette.

“Ummmmm…well….you….ummmmm…” Bette smiled at Tina. Another one of those knee buckling smiles. All Tina could do was smile back.

Tina looked at Bette. “Gee the turkey smells good. Don’t you need to baste it or something?”

Alice lost it again. “Yeah Porter…go BASTE TED! HA – OH *****!”

“What the ***** is so funny you two?”

Bette glared at Alice and then looked at Tina. “She’s drunk…she’d find a funeral funny….and she just might be able to go to one today if she doesn’t contain herself. RIGHT ALICE????”

“Ummmm yeah right. I really need to pee – before I wet my pants. Bette…please go tend to TED and his BASTING needs. Ha Ha Ha!” Alice continued to laugh as she went into the bathroom.

“Well I guess I need to go baste Ted.”

“Yeah Babe… I guess so. Come here first. I want to tell you something.”

Bette walked over to Tina and Tina threw her arms around Bette’s neck. Tina kissed her tenderly and then whispered in her ear. “Don’t forget to shoot some juice into Ted’s hole Babe!”

“TINA…you were listening.”

“Yup…you two are so cute together. You really love her don’t you?”

“I hate to admit it …but …yeah I do.”

Tina kissed Bette. “Ok…go tend to Ted’s needs. I’m going to go get the babies….I thought maybe you and I could just sit and play with them for a little while before everybody shows up.”

“I’d like that T….I’d love that. See you back in here in a few minutes ok?”

“Ok Babe. Kiss me …just so I know I mean more to you than Ted does.”

Bette kissed Tina. “No contest T….even if I do get to shoot….”

“Bette?”

“Yeah Sweetie?”

“Enough about Ted and his ….”

“Are you jealous?”

“Yup…THAT’S IT…I’m jealous of a turkey!” Tina giggled.

Bette looked at Tina and smiled. “Alice or Ted?”

TBC