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The Warning Label – 3
Alice looked up when the door opened, and just as a sudden hush fell upon the breakfast crowd of The Planet, Alice swore under her breath. At the door, a blonde and a redhead gave each other knowing looks, and went straight to the counter.
"Uh oh." Alice mumbled, before she caught herself and took a big sip of her coffee.
Dana watched in concern as the heat of the coffee became apparent to Alice. "Are you OK?"
"Hot." Alice gasped, swallowing the coffee and immediately taking Dana’s glass of water to take a big sip.
Bette watched her best friend, decided Alice was going to be fine, and turned back to her newspaper.
Alice turned to Dana. "I’m going to get something cold from Marina."
Dana watched her in concern. "Can you get me a bagel?"
"Yeah. Sure."
"No cream cheese."
"Gotcha." Alice said, her attention riveted to the counter.
"Anyway this guy’s a lawyer, too, and now that’s it’s the second date I guess I can regale him with horror stories of law school," the redhead with Tina continued.
"What’s his name?" Tina asked, doing her best to not look away from Shannen and scanning the café.
"Trent." Shannen wrinkled her nose. "Guess who got coerced into law school by his father."
Tina laughed. "Sounds like it."
Shannen glanced past Tina’s shoulder to see a blonde approach. "Eight o’clock."
Tina frowned, and turned to see Alice. Oh boy. "Hi, Al."
"Hi, Tina." Alice smiled at her, then glanced past her to regard her friend. "I’m Alice."
"Shannen." She replied.
"You’re Tina’s—?" Alice baited.
"Coworker. And friend." Shannen smiled grimly. "Who really needs coffee."
Alice promptly turned to Tina. "What are you doing here?"
"Getting coffee." Tina said innocently.
"Bull. Bette’s there pouting and you’re in her territory."
"I like the coffee here." Tina said simply.
"Thank you, Tina." Marina, standing at the counter, responded to the flattery. "If you get a bagel, it’ll be on the house."
"No, thank you." Tina replied. "But I appreciate the offer, Marina."
"I’ll have the free bagel," Shannen piped in.
Alice focused on Tina. "What happened? You were doing so well. Never saw Bette that smitten. Nobody’s seen Bette that smitten. Hell, nobody’s seen Bette even remotely close to smitten."
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I’m all smitten to your story. Please update again soon~ Will ya? ;)
Awww man I wanted to see that inner bitch. Maybe another time.
Now is most definitely the time. PPS.
I agree with Missyang I am loving this. Both of them are so stubborn. I think Tina should have at least walked over to the table and said hi…she could have found out who the woman was…now her imagination is gonna run away with her and she’ll drive herself crazy. More please.
teehee
I sure wish it was the time!
Make time!
Aw, I don’t know what disappointed me more, that Bette was flirting and Tina got hurt, or that I didn’t get to see Shannen launch the Bitchkrieg. Great chapter, tiff, more please. Cheers
Oh come on my friend please let them meet and talk thing out, this is sad. Ok post soon please, thanks!
looooooooove ur stories! i would have commented on ur other one too but i saw two updates and i got too excited! hehehe but please update soon on both! =)
Can’t wait for what happens in the next chapter. Please post soon. Thanks.
man! now was the perfect time for the inner b*tch to come out,and stop being stuborn about it…kiss and make up…p.p.s.
Bette might have not been flirting…someone might have approached her ….I mean she was at the table sulking…it might have just “looked” bad.
I am dying here Tiff…I would like to order an update.
Tina needs to turn right around and head back into the Planet. But she will not and both will pine over the loss of their friend and true love.
i’m with lament, i wanted to see the inner bitch as well LOL…god, those women are stubborn, they have to make time for each other
TIMING IS EVERYTHING, TINA AND BETTE SOMEHOW SEEM TO MISS THE BEAT…MORE pleasz
Yummy, guess the waiting makes it more fun eh? I can imagine Bette pouting…hehe. More and more again, please! PPVS!
drat. im sure someones got the time to do something??? thanks.
Tina,Tina,Tina, What are you going to do? I know go back into the planet and clam your WOMAN!! Thanks I love it. PPS
TIffy… “Now isn’t the time.”… but is later today the time? :-)
Tina should to talk to Bette the sooner the better if not there are a lot of women that would like so much take care of Bette
I can’t believe TIna didn’t walk over to Bette and say “HI”? No better time than the present to go after what you want. Is Tina just being stubborn or is she scared of following her heart? Hmmm…..
No no no! Now IS the time! Grrr… But I bet Bette sulking is cute. :)
For some reason, this chapter reminded me of Steph’s B&T – and that’s a good thing. Your continued commitment to this site is a thing of pleasure and beauty! Thanks!
They are both, hard headed. Alice to the Rescue!PPS