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The Weather Report
Denbo stands her ground, ”This isn’t over, Porter. Tell your sister I’m coming for her next and I’m not through with your stupid, little lesbian movie either.” She spits at Tina.
”As much as I’d like to see you get your ass kicked I have to get back to the production office.” A much calmer Tina adjusts her brassiere and puts her arm around Bette.
I lift my camera to take their picture but Bette and Tina send a, ’don’t you dare’ look at me. I imprint them in my mind as they walk across the ring together. Tina shining with oil and clingy in all the right places, and Bette finally smiling now as they hold the ropes for each other to exit the ring. She looks like any other over adrenalized fighter who only got to halfway kick some ass while a woman in her lingerie looked on.
I imagine them for a moment forgetting about any of us around them, or where they are, and that they don’t sleep together any more. I see them coming together in one of their minutes too long if you’re waiting on them to go somewhere rolling into each other kisses.
But instead Bette hands Tina a towel from her gym bag. ”It’s hardly been used. I didn’t get a shower before I came over here. Use it to wipe the goo off your arms and your face.”
”Thanks. I appreciate it.” Tina lifts the towel up to her nose and breathes in as she looks around for her clothes and shoes.
”Baby, you’ve got to get dressed. Let’s get the fuck out of here.” Bette hands Tina her warm up jacket.
”Alice, please look around for her shirt.”
”You looked scary in there, Bette.” Tina laughs as she wipes her hair and arms then hands Bette back the towel.
”I’ve been in a mood lately.” Bette zips it into a side bag as Tina takes her shirt from me and wrings out a long stream of oil.
”Those girls…there’s something very off about them.” Bette looks up as golden droplets splash between us.
Tina bites her lip, ”And from the looks of it they’re not going away anytime soon, either.”
TBC
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Oh my God, this one cracked me up! I could clearly see the whole thing as if I was there, and when Bette came through the door, the picture of her that you chose is PERFECT! I love angry Tina, she’s hot as hell.
This is, by far, one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever read. And seen through Alice’s eyes is even better.
Keep ’em coming!
Loved it. They are getting closer. Bette calling Tina baby.
You never cease to amaze me, lmao!!! ;)
Way to go! Loved this chapter/story! Very amusing.
Hilarious….really vivid…could see entire scene. Thanks
Too funny, had me laughing. Thanks for brightening up my day.
Oh, my God! It was much better than I expected! : D I leaned in laughter.
angry Tina, an oil wrestling, it’s an image that stuck with me ;)
that’s true, the picture of what you have chosen from Bette was perfect, almost I could see in front of myself: Bette as an enraged bull, rush to the bar :D
It was a little weird that Alice was now the “wise friend who has seen the errors of her friends and what they should do. usually she intervened into the lives of everyone.
maybe she press them in the right direction before Jodie back ;)
I very like this and look forward to the next chapter
Hi5> fistbump> Fireworks!!!
Ta da! You did it incredibly well and I’m so proud. I had to hold onto my chair as I was laughing so much with the movie playing in my head. I love that Alice has become wiser and more helpful rather than a hindrance. The underlying current grows in strength.
Thank you for your amazing writing of Behinds the Scenes…..
Hilarious and hot as hell! Thud!!! Way better than Jenny and Nikki in that ring!
Funny,thank you.PPS
An enraged Bette is truly a force of nature especially when her Tina is in danger or in a precarious situation. Like all your fans, I could visualize the scene perfectly. I love how Alice stood aside and held Bette’s jacket while Bette plunged in w/o fists flying. Hilariously exciting! How do you keep surpassing your previous efforts?
Ms. BB, you’ve got some mad skills!
LOL…love the wrestling story…i can’t for the life of me imagine Bette in the wresting ring, knowing her how she is…and Tina is the bomb!! Tina don’t take shit from no one no matter how nice Tina is… she has a hot sexy side!!! I also love the mystery you wrote about Tina’s Background…it more like an investigation background that i enjoyed. funny story love it… keep it coming girl!!!!
Love it bb! ..There is so many scene that is hilarious…I can’t choose which one I laugh the most!
*Applauding* I love your version more than I.C. …And I think this is how it should be, cuz it makes more sense to me? :p…PPS ….<3
I love this! I’m ready for bette to kick some ass lol! You are one of my favorite writers. You have some serious talent.
lolololololololololololololool omg that was sooooo funny I would have paid all the money in the world to have seen that fight shit lmfao….and Tina and Cindy wrestling in blond hair everywhere can you say Hot!!!!!!!!!!!