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The Wedding 49
Bette hid her face behind her hands, not wanting to look at a room full of friends and colleagues as her less than clean past was revealed to them. She felt Tina squeezing her leg and kissing her on the cheek, and let into her wife, burying her head in her shoulder.
"Now I didn’t think it would be fair if I didn’t share a little story about TK with you all"
Tina’s head spun round to look at her friend in surprise. Shane just shrugged and grinned.
"Well it was quite a well known fact during our college days that Miss Tina here wasn’t always so good at holding her alcohol. And to make it worse, she has the weakest bladder in the world when she’s been drinking"
The blonde had to nod in agreement.
"So this one night we’d all been into town and were walking back to campus. Everyone had had a fair amount to drink, but of those of us there, Tina was by far the worst. And we get about half way home when she announces that she needs to pee"
It was Bette’s turn to laugh as her wife tried to hide her face behind the brunette’s back.
"We all tried to persuade her to just wait until we got back, but she was insistant that she had to go right then. So we waited at the end of this alleyway while she went down to relieve herself. What she didn’t realise, was that alley led to another street which was full of bars and restaurants. She was halfway through doing her business when she heard a round of applause, she turns round and realises that she’s peeing next to a full length glass window. And this window happens to belong to an upmarket late night drinking venue that was full of local businessmen at the time"
There were roars of laughter from around the room as Tina blushed profusely.
"Oh, and to make it worse, in her shock, she managed to pee all over her brand new shoes!" Shane added.
The blonde shot her friend a glare, but the smile on her face showed that she wasn’t really angry.
"So know you all know the lovely brides a little better, it’s almost time for me to shut up and let you all get to the bar. But just to be serious for a moment, I couldn’t be happier for two of my best friends. Anyone who knows them can see that they’re just meant to be, and I’ve never seen either of them happier than when they’re with each other. I love you guys. So if can ask you all to raise a glass" she picked up hers and held it in the air "to the brides"
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I don’t think ill ever get married..too many embarrassing stories lol…nice touch with the song
I admire Bette – being able to keep her hands to herself for that long with Tina in a gorgeous wedding dress, not sure I could do it! Lovely chapter as always, but we both know everyone here is dying to know what you have in store for the wedding night. Love you!
Lol right here with you BTF, I’m too afraid what would come up^^ This chapter was perfect, way to go BB! Thank you for sharing
Awww! So perfect! Thanks for sharing. It was hilarious. As always, great job. I can’t wait for the next one
LLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVthis stuff!!! you are the best writer on this site, serious! x
Great update. The stories were hilarious, you could just see them turning red. Thanks for posting.
Now I’m all giddy and anxious! Can not wait for the next update. I hope it’s at least 6, very detailed, pages :)~
LOL – it was hilarious – can´t wait for your next update.
Love the chapter..love the song(one of my favorites)..great story!!
Naughty Bette…exhibitionist Tina…they make a lovely couple. Thanks for the chapter. The stories are hilarious.
Read both your updates. Beautiful. Simply fabulous. Thank you.
An amazing chapter to throughly enjoy, dam and haven’t we all got them embarrissing stories.
Ow BB.. thanks for those funny little stories of the brides! LOL… Oh, also enjoying their 1st dance, so descriptive, lovely, and sweet.. :-) looking forward to your next post. PVS, Thanks!