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Transformation – Chapter 13
“Where the fuck did that come from? Shit! Motherfucker! Goddamit! Jesus Christ!”
Bette: Great!!
Alice walks into the house without knocking and doesn’t notice Roberta right away. She just continues ranting and walks over to sit next to Tina on the sofa. Bette is just standing behind Roberta in shock with her mouth agape probably thinking ‘this can’t get any worse’ but she was wrong. It got progressively worse as Alice continued to insert foot in mouth.
Alice: Well, Jesus Fuck!
Tina: What happened?
Alice: Well I’m coming in your driveway and this big fucking ridiculous thing’s in the way.
Roberta: Ridiculous how?
Alice notices Roberta for the first time.
Alice: Is that your car because you could … maybe you could have moved it up a little … there’s like 10 feet in front of you.
Roberta: Do you know this person?
She’s asking Bette but before she can answer Alice continues to ramble on.
Alice: Anyway I’m sorry I tapped your car.
Roberta: Tapped?
Roberta has this incredulous look on her face as Alice turns back to Tina to continue their conversation.
Alice: Tina I think it’s these drugs I’m on. I just got in a car chase with Dana.
Tina: You got in a car chase with Dana?
Alice: Yeah I kind of ran her off the road.
Tina: What?
Alice turns back to Roberta as she carries on the two conversations at once.
Alice: Anyway look lady … I don’t know … I mean your car is fine. Mine got the worst of it … if you could look … you know it’s like it would have been a lot less damage if you drove a normal car.
Roberta: Normal?
Tina: She didn’t mean it that way. That’s not what she meant.”
Roberta: Let’s hope she doesn’t have a lot of contact with the child. I’ll be going now.
She starts heading towards the door but stops in her tracks at Alice’s next declaration.
Alice: Uh … I happen to be the Earth Mother. I would have been the God Mother but I don’t believe in God.
Roberta: Of course you don’t
Alice: Well it wasn’t even my idea; it was Mama B’s
Roberta: Of course it was
Bette looks as if she could strangle Alice with her bare hands.
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Another amazing chapter!
I almost forgot about that Roberta woman, can’t believe that bigoted woman. I really hope that Bette will be able to adopt Angelica.
I am also glad that Dana is coming to accept her illnes and is fighting it.
She has wonderful friends and a loving partner in Lara.
Great ideas from Julia, it will defiantly help Bette and Tina to rebuild their relationship.
Thanks for the update!
I really dislike Roberta this time as well as on the show. Really puts a bad taste in your mouth. Loved the update, thanks
This is the calm before the storm,where you forget about your troubles and relax and enjoy friends and family but knowing when this piece of calm is gone ,no more laughing ,joking,or just being a part of the moment,when you know that the storm is coming and for BETTE/TINA the storm is here.safe travels
I agree with everyone, Roberta was intagravél!
Let’s see WHAT will happen to
Bette and Tina trip.
The entire constellation.