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Tribute – Chapter 2
This brought a smile and a chuckle to a very amused Shane who had been alerted by the increasing laughter from her friends house, and was now standing by her window and watching for a few moments at the very joyful scene unfolding in her neighbours’ backyard. After some minutes, she went back to her own current occupation, not wanting to intrude in her friends’ private and clearly privileged moment.
"Oh, god…" Bette finally managed to say when their laughter started to subside. She was wiping the tears from her eyes, and trying to control her giggles. Tina was no better, and she was having a hard time getting her breathing back to normal. Eventually they both did.
"Well, I have to say, Bette, that Jobadge had always managed to stir a good load of emotions in us, but this is definitely a first!!!
"Yeah, I would have to agree to that… Okay well, I am sure there is more to say about Jobadge’s latest masterpiece, but I suggest you keep updating me about other writers and maybe we can come back to Jo a bit later. I really need to calm down after this."
"Yeah, that’s a good idea, cause let me tell you, I don’t know what’s up with this gal, but she’s been having a humor festival for the last few weeks!"
"Okay, well I definitely want to hear about that. Tell me now, what’s up with Captain Mom these days? You know I just love this one? I mean, seriously,… Bette-sexual? … about time someone made it a word!!!"
"Made what a word, Bette?" asked Tina, raising her eyebrows feigning total ignorance as to what her wife was talking about.
"Well, you know… the Porter charm, the 1000-watts-smile, the killer body, and my own very special abilities to please…."
Bette’s voice trailed off as she noticed the look on Tina’s face, and she quickly made her mind take a 180° turn. *Not the time to be a smart ass, Porter! You made a promise about finishing some unfinished business later, remember? Getting yourself in trouble NOW would not be very wise, would it?*
"… you, baby." She continued. "… You, only you, forever you! My love, my heart, my life… You know what, Tina? I am not a lesbian anymore. I am a has-bian. No… better… I am Tina-sexual!!!"
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(16 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
Funny, yet mostly sweet. We can sit and laugh about getting wrinkles, trading in our real teeth for dentures, and watching gray or white hairs replace our natural hair color, but truthfuly getting old freaks me out. Can’t wait to see who else you pimp out in this story!
IF we like it? You’re kidding, right? I laughed so hard at the part about the gray hair! That was great! This is a very creative story and I hope you continue!
Nice, nice take on the subject–definitely wanting you to continue!
Bettsexual, and a Tinasexual here. This story is just soo cute Kword.I think you must continue,if you have the energy.It’s really funny,especially with their dirty little talks.Happy B&T is always good in my books!!
Love this story and what you are doing with it. Like you we love all these writers and yes they all are AWESOME. Please continue. Love to see happy and loving TiBette.
Man this is so good and love it. Can’t wait to see more, thanks!
LMAO……I love your writing.
I’ve not paid a penny and I was just as surprised to see my name mentioned in the first chapter and again in the second – so absolutely nothing to do with me. You know, its really weird seeing your name in a story, its actually making me sit and shake my head that someone would do that!
O.o Oh my… My name is in there O.o I really like the way you merge the story and the rest together… I still cant get over the fact that even my nickname was used in this chapter LOL Thank you!
The only currency that works on me is called “words”. I was corrupted big time by some writers’ style and humor! It’s just been very easy to work with the humor of Jo’s “situations”…
Good job K. If it’s words you want, words you’ll get. How about creative, clever, funny, sweet, and endearing to start with. Lovin it.
BETTE-SEXUAL!!! YAY! Ok, I LOVE your story, but I have to come back and read it later…. damn work.
really funny and creative story…so how much Jo paid you to be mentioned in this chapter for like 50 times LOL…continue please
I am still reading but go into Laurel’s thread in the discussion board and see that there a quite a few Tina-sexuals also. Now back to the story.
Okay, I finished it. I really love this one. Jobage is one of my favorites along with JLB+T. There are a number of others that turn my world upside down also. English if my mother tongue and you write better than I could ever write. I do hope that you will continue to add a bright star to my day.