Everyone apart from Alice and Rachel agreed to play. Alice had a broken nose so we let her off and Rachel didn’t feel comfortable with her old injuries and Andy said it was cool so we let her off as well.

The first few rounds went without a hitch. Shane, Tina and Dana going out and standing back to cheer the remaining contestants. Now I was up against someone who was almost twenty years younger than me and Carmen who was just flexible. Still Porters don’t give up so I continued and I beat Andy out of the game. Then there were two. This is where it all went wrong. Carmen got under no problem and I just needed to keep going and I would too. However halfway under the bar and I feel my foot slip. As I tense I hear a pop in my back before I fall landing very hard right on my *****.

Man I have never been in so much pain in my life.

———–Alice———

Everyone just stopped I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry but Bette had really hurt herself by the looks of thing so first of all I called 911 and got some help. Tina Shane and Andy were on the floor by her side trying to calm her down and it took us a while to realise that although she was in sooooooo much pain she was also laughing.

“I mean I am almost 50 and now some doctor is going to ask me what happened and I will have to tell him I threw out my back playing limbo whilst too smashed to walk. I mean can no-one else see the funny side of this.”

In truth we were all still drunk and joined Bette in her hysterical laughter until the medics arrived to take her away. I don’t think we made any sense and they only just let Tina in the van with Bette to travel as we all grabbed cabs to follow.

L.A. Medical Centre 4:30am Saturday morning:

————Andy———-

I could not believe we were all here we had nearly been thrown out but had sobered up enough to control our selves for now. Bette was being X-rayed and what not to see what damage had been done and we all sat in the waiting area trying not to burst into fits of laughter again.