“Don’t mention it and we will deal with the other when we are home free.”

We pulled up a street behind the house and crept through some kind neighbours house into the garden of mine and Rachel’s house.

“I can’t believe I am sneaking into my own house, I have a good mind to walk up to the front door and demand to be let in to see her.”

“Well be my guest Romeo, but leave me out of it, no one has managed to break this rule before and I don’t fancy your chances with Kit.”

“Yeah, your right. Ok so now we are here how do I get up to the window? You have a ladder or something, right?”

Now I saw the flaws in the plan as Alice stared at the wooden trellis attached to the house with climbing plants growing up it.

“Alice you have got to be kidding me, you have a ladder here somewhere right?”

“No way. We can’t do that we would get busted for sure. Your fit and strong just climb up the trellis and you’re up there. Come on I did the rest now take a chance for the love of your life Casanova.”

I must have been desperate but I took one last look around and dashed across the yard to start my assent to the window which I assumed my wife had left open.

To my surprise I was halfway and it seemed to be easier than I had imagined, the wooden frame wasn’t meant for climbing but it seemed to be holding my weight okay. That was until Rachel suddenly stuck her head out of the window and hissed my name giving me the fright of my life.

—————————-Alice———————–

Oh I just knew it was going to well, and the minute I started to relax all hell broke loose. I don’t know what happened in the house but the speed that Rachel appeared out of the window made me jump to. Not the point though as I was safely on solid ground. It did cause a problem for Andy as the sudden appearance of her future wife made her physically jump and as she did so her feet and lower legs slipped between the wooden frame she had been climbing and the wall it was attached to. Not so much of a problem in itself but she had lost grip with her hands in the process and was now hanging upside down from her knees half way up the outside wall of her house looking a lot less than calm or happy to be there.