"Uh Uh.  Tell me you didn’t.  You were totally the one topping me."

"Hey, don’t blame it all on me.  You had your legs spread pretty far apart….looked like an invitation to me."

"Alright, Alright lets not fight. I don’t remember anything, Shane."

"Me either"

"Well since we don’t remember doing it we can just pretend it didn’t happen."

"This is really fucking awkward"

"Well, I’m never getting drunk with you again."

"I’m never getting drunk again…period."

"What are we gonna do Shane? This could ruin our friendship."

"Now wait we don’t know anything for sure except for the fact that we’ve now seen more of each other’s body than we ever wanted to."

"No kidding"

"Listen, maybe you’re right.  Let’s just try to forget anything happened." Shane got up and started gathering her clothes. "Shit! What the fuck is all over me?"

Alice looked at the slimy substance, "I don’t know.  It’s all over me too. I think it’s lube."

"Great! The nasty shit is everywhere. I’m gonna go get a shower then we’re gonna meet up for breakfast like we do every morning and then I don’t want to ever talk about this again, OK?"

Alice pulled her knees to her chest as she waited for Shane to clear out.  Shane slammed the door behind her.  Alice got up and started to dress.  Just as she was cleaning up the room, Shane bolted back through the door her clutching her clothes, still in her underwear.  "Fuck, fuck,fuck"

"Shane, what the hell are you doing?"

"Al, you are not going to believe this."

"What?"

"Look out in the hall."

Alice creaked the door open to see several students all gathered around the noticeboard in the hall.  She tiptoed across the hallway and peaked over the small mob. "Holy shit!"  Alice yelled.  A few people then turned and began laughing at her.  She ran back into the room locking the dorm room door, "What the fuck, Shane?  Where the hell did those pictures come from?"

"How should I know? We were both wasted last night and we didn’t even lock the door.  Anybody could’ve taken those pictures. Jesus Christ! How are we supposed to get out of this room with all those people around?"

Alice was shaking her head, "That’s the last thing I’m worried about right now.  I’ll be happy to stay in here forever if it means not having to ever see anyone again.  Did you see how they laughed at me ?"

"It’s alright, I have an idea."

***********

Bette rolled over smiling at her roommate, "Good morning, T"

Tina turned her desk chair around, "T? Isn’t it a little soon for pet names?" "

Bette smiled sheepishly, "Sorry it just slipped out."

Tina laughed, "It’s ok. I like it. No one’s ever called me that before."

Bette was still blushing, "Good then it can be something just between us."

"Deal"  Tina smiled warmly at Bette

"So do you have any plans today?"

"Not really.  I still don’t know anybody but you so I guess I’ll get to know the place better."

"You should come to breakfast with us.  It’s our morning ritual."

"No, it’s ok I don’t want to be your little tag along, but I appreciate the offer."

"Seriously it’s not like that.  I like having you around.  Besides, you can’t miss seeing the fruits of our labors."

Tina laughed, "Oh yeah I almost forgot.  Do you think they’ll say anything?"

"Well, I don’t think they have much of a choice.  By this time I’ll bet half the student body has seen the evidence."

"So you’ll come?  Be my partner….in crime?"

"Sure."

"Alright let’s go"