So Bette what-what have you been up to these days I mean the last time I saw you you were ready to rip

O god ahahso injected with the delusion of youth

Well I wouldnt call it delusionjust that you werent hit with the hammer yet

Ah well you know, how could I not be ready to take over the world I mean we were students of that crazy professor

Old man StelleryJesus yeah I remember his fiery lectures like a preacher

Exactly and we were his little minions ready to spread the word of artremember Kaleb?

Of course…KalebStellery gave him such a hard time there was more than once I wanted to tell him to cool it

Well Stellery certainly didnt mince words I mean he preached instead of lectured and remember, omg, remember that time he threw the book across the room?

Yea yeah while he was preaching the importance of Bruegal, how could I not?

Those were the days

Mm mmm those were the days

What DID Kaleb do after he dropped out, did you keep in touch? Did he find work?

Kaleb? No no actually, actually he developed a destructive cocaine habit

Oh no no no he didnt, he has the worst persona for that

Yeah and he uh it escalated to meth and the last time I saw him actuallywas at the morgueapparently he had my number in his jacket, his home was an alley and scabs were all over his face

Jesus

Yeah

Thats horrible…i never would have thought

I know he wouldve gone on to do great things…

Yeah he would haveChrist its been agesit feels like a hundred years since college

And a hundred years in between what did you do?

Oh come on you first, you firsthaving troubles with your name again? I remember hearing it the first time…i was expecting Antonio Banderas or something!

Well you knowpeople expect a smoldering Spaniard and instead get a plain-face American Joe

Youre not you look good! What do you do?

Well I own some clubs here some in san Diegoforgot the art and discovered the joy of beer parties and the night

You havent changed Lazaro, I remember you know, those nights I begged you to stay in