“Tina will!” Bette cried.

“Ever since that Kelly shit Tina’s been mad jealous,” Tasha said.

“You’re gonna end up with a purple paintball on your crotch,” Helena warned.

“I’ll take my chances,” Jenny said, “my ribs hurt to much to take off my shirt.”

“I’m gonna end up with a purple paintball up my fucking ass,” Bette muttered.

“Take the safety off your gun Helena,” Tasha said, “let’s go.”

“One,” Jenny said, “two, three!”

“AHHHHH!”

POP. POP. POP. POP. POP.

“YEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!”

“Jenny down, I repeat, Jenny down!” Tasha cried as the three hid in opposite directions behind more walls and bushes.

“Jenny!” Came Tina’s voice from somewhere in the woods, “why the fuck are you wearing my wife’s bra?”

“On the outside?!” Alice screeched, “what the hell! Did you take it off Porter yourself?”

“NO!” Bette cried.

POP.

“OOOWWWW!” Jenny screeched, “Tina! That fucking hurt! She gave me her bra to protect my breasts cause you shot one before.”

“Did you see her breasts?” Tina asked as Jenny stood up gripping her thigh where the purple paintball was dripping down her leg.

“NO!” Jenny said, “I wish.”

POP.

“OOOOOHHHHHH!!!” Came the collective cry.

“TOLD YOU!” Helena screeched.

The encounter gave Bette and Tasha enough time to meet up with Carmen on the other side, however, Helena was trapped.

“Okay, they’re gonna go in and shoot Helena, so they won’t be expecting us,” Tasha said.

“Did we just leave bait for them Miss I-don’t-leave-my-men-behind?” Bette said sarcastically.

“Helena was bitchin’ too much,” Tasha said, “let’s just go and shoot the weakest links first, then we can team up for the other three.”

“If we lose this bet we’re fucking screwed,” Carmen said.

“Let’s go,” Tasha said leading them to the others.

“You can’t hide from us Helena,” Shane called out sneaking towards the bush she was in.

POP. POP. POP. POP

“Shit!” Kit cried.

“OOOOOOWWWW THAT FUCKING HURT BITCHES!” Alice screeched.

“It’s a trap!” Max cried, “Shane take cover!”

Shane rolled onto the floor like a secret agent and shot her gun into the bush.

POP.

“NO!” Helena cried, “red! Why red Shane? Now it looks like I’m bleeding! I liked this shirt!”

POP.

“FUCK!” Max cried.

“Hah gotcha bitch!” Bette said victoriously.

POP.

“Whoa, you almost got me babe,” Bette said.

“I won’t miss next time,” Tina said.

POP.

“Damn it Shane!” Carmen howled.

“Ooo things are heating up!” Alice said walking out into the open field sporting a bright orange paintball on her arm. Helena crawled out of the bushes nearly crying. They walked to Jenny who was still on the floor holding her crotch.

“Damn girl you okay?” Kit said kneeling down beside her.

“Y-you know when guys say, oh it doesn’t hurt as much for girls?” Jenny squeaked, “they were wrong!”

“Come on,” Max said helping Jenny up, “let’s go sit and watch this show.”

“We’re gonna win,” Carmen said, “there’s no way you’re winning this bet.”

“Oh we are and when we do it will be heavenly,” Alice said.

POP. POP. POP. POP. POP.

Everyone turned around as silence filled the field. They looked around the bushes looking for any sign and listening for anything.

Shane walked out of the bushes with orange and green paintballs all over her back. Tasha walked out of another corner with a purple paintball on her stomach and a red one on her leg.

Alice gasped, “that means…”

POP. POP. POP. POP.

“AHHH NOOO!!!”

WOOO OH YEAH!”

“Who won? Who won!?” Tasha cried.

Bette stepped out from behind a tree with a purple paintball right on her forehead.

“NO!” Tasha cried.

“Ah fuck!” Carmen moaned.

“YEAH!” Shane and Alice screeched high fiving each other.

“No fair, Tina’s a fucking hillbilly who used to go out bird hunting with her father like fucking Dick Chainey,” Bette muttered.

POP.

“OW! What the hell babe!?”

“Shut up!” Tina cried stepping out from behind another tree holding her gun over her shoulder.

“So you’re the only one who didn’t get shot Tina,” Jenny said with a mischievous grin.

Everyone looked at Tina and Tina froze. “No guys come on.”

Everyone raised their weapons. Tasha took the lead, “ready…”

“NO!” Tina cried.

“Aim…”

Tina turned to run away, “AHHHHH!!!!”

“FIRE!”

POP. POP. POP. POP. POP. POP

TBC??

You wanna see what bet they lost??  HMM, any guesses?