Bette (crying again): And you were the ones who found her unconscious??

Alice: We knocked on the door three times and there wasn’t any answer and we saw her car in the parking door. I opened the door, having some strange fucking feeling that the door wasn’t lock and sure enough it wasn’t. And when we opened it, there was Tina on the floor, unconscious and holding a half empty bottle of tequila and there was a bottle of pills next to her.

Shane (continuing): When we found Tina, she was not breathing but I performed CPR on her and she started breathing on her own. I’m assuming she wasn’t unconscious for that long, but she is still unconscious right now, but she will be ok.

(In a sudden fit of hysteria, Bette turned over the coffee table making Shane and Alice scramble off the couch and looking at her in horror.)

Alice: Jesus Christ Porter, calm down!

Bette: I’VE NEVER WISHED THIS ON T, I NEVER WANTED HER TO BE HARMED IN ANY FUCKING WAY! I LOVE HER AND I WANT HER BACK!

(Shane went over to Bette and wrapped her arms around Bette; Bette hugged Shane and continued to cry.)

Shane: If you want her back, then you march yourself to the hospital and claim your woman. Be the alpha woman that you are and take care of her!

Alice: She’s always loved the alpha side of you.

Bette (pulled away from Shane, sniffing): Do you think I should?

Shane and Alice (in unison): Fuck yeah!

(At the hospital, Tina was in a hospital bed and fast asleep. She had woken earlier and wondered how in hell she got here and the doctor had told her that Shane and Alice found her and called the ambulance. She thought, "Bless them, but they should’ve still let me die." Now she was trying sleep all of this shit off and take it from there. But now, she felt someone embracing her and by the scent of the perfume, she pretty much knew who it was.)

Tina (softly): Bette. (Tina opened her eyes and her assumption was correct. Bette had her arm around Tina and gazing at her with love and adoration. Tina burst into tears.)