Alice: Some uppity little Beverly Hills cunt comes into the Planet like she owns the place and she started to pick a fight with us and I did my best to stay away from the drama, but when she called me a finger bangin’, pussy sucking dyke, I just fucking lost it!

Shane: I tried to intervene, but it got pretty ugly there and I ended up beating the crap out of that chick just to get her off Al!

Kit: It just got out of hand really quickly, it became like a lesbian civil war and everybody was fucking up and arms!

Tina (teasing Alice): Remind me never to call you a pussy sucking dyke, Al!

Alice (pointing to Bette): Eh come off it, Mrs. Porter! Besides I’ve heard that Mrs. Kennard over here has caused some fracas on the island!

Bette: First of all Al, Carlotta was hitting on T….

Al (interrupting Bette): Carlotta huh? Sounds like a hooker to me!

Bette (ignoring Alice’s quip): Second of all, Tina is my wife and I would go at lengths to protect her and lastly, she was wanted by the police for embezzlement and sexual harassment.

Shane: I bet you were possessive as hell, Bette!

Tina: Oh she was alright, weren’t you babe?

Bette: Yeah but it was only because I am so in love with you and would do anything to keep you by my side!

Kit: You’ve always been like that, baby, don’t try to act like you were only that way with Tina! You were like that with everything and everyone!

Bette: I get your point, Kit.

Shane: Al and I also heard about you being in the hospital for a few days, feeling better?

Bette (gazing at Tina): I am now since my T was there to take care of me!

Alice (smirking and snickering): Oh, I bet she was taking care of you alright, I’ve heard about you two rocking the hospital bed!

Bette and Tina (in unison): What the..?

Shane (grinning at them): Way to go, you two! You two have made the world record of having sex in various places!