Alice: Yeah, I mean the fucker is eventually going to go down and when he does it is going to be WAY down!

Bette (kissing Tina’s forehead): I am sorry, T.

Tina: Don’t be sorry, just know that I’ll be al right and nothing will happen to me. (A loud horn beeped outside and everyone checked to see who it was.)

Alice: Cool, the movers are here!

(The movers brought in boxes of Tina’s stuff and Bette ordered them to put them in certain places in the house. After the movers finished and left, Tina decided to go through the boxes in the living room, while visiting with the gang. She came across love letters that Bette had written to her during the past ten years, even when they were broken up.)

Bette: You keep the letters, even when you were living with that fucker??

Tina: Of course and he wanted me to throw them out, but I refused. Strangely, he didn’t tear those up.

Alice (mumbling): fucking idiot!

Tina (smiling at Bette): The sweetest thing was that during the year an a half that we were broken up, what would have been our nine year anniversary, you sent me flowers on that day. It touched me more than you could ever imagine.

Bette (smiling back at Tina): I still loved you very much and I wanted to let you know that.

Alice: The whole country knew that you two still loved one another! Now read us one of the letters!

Tina: Alice, that is private!

Alice: So, what you two do in public is private!

Bette: Drop it, Al. The answer is no!

Alice (smirking): Oh come, what do you have to hide, is it really dirty??

Bette: No, but it’s really none of your business.

Shane: Lay off, Al. They do not want to share and we should respect it.

Alice: They do have something to hide!

Bette: You are such a pain in the ass, Al!

Alice: For the love of god, please share at least one. The one that is the least dirty if you want.

Tina (rolling her eyes): Fuck it, I’ll read one!

Bette: Babe, you don’t have to!

Tina: Anything to shut her up, so I’ll find one that is sweet and yet totally appropriate so Alice doesn’t make her usually comments.

Alice: Thank you!

(Tina searched through the box of letter and skimmed through the letters.)

Bette (faking a glare at Alice): Remind me to kill you later!

Alice: I’ll make a note of it! So, did you find anything, T??

Tina: I sure did and here is goes (reads the letter): My Dearest T, I love you so very much and I miss you with all of my fucking heart. Being here in New York without you is killing. Who cares about art shows if the love of your life isn’t here to share the joy with. I know that you have work that you needed to finish, but still it hurts like hell when you are not with me. You do not realize how much I love you, want you and need you right at this moment. I do what I can to keep myself from sobbing uncontrollably, but it isn’t working. Call me a fucking sap but I cannot function without you, baby. You are my rock, my life and everything. I am looking forward to coming home and jumping in your arms. I love you very much and miss you. B

(The room was silent for a second, until Alice broke it.)

Alice: Wow!

Shane: Shit that was beautiful!

Bette: And I meant every word that I said too.

Alice: You are right, you are a sap!

Bette (throwing a pillow at Alice, laughing): Shut up, bitch!

TBC….