Bette (laughing): Fuck, you were thirsty!

Tina: I know, but I am always thirsty for you!

Bette: So am I, babe! That is why we just did it in the hospital bed; I can’t wait for three days to make love to you!

Tina: Even when you don’t feel that well??

Bette: I’m not too badly now since you are here, now come back to bed, baby.

(Tina climbed back into bed, pulling the blankets over her and Bette and Bette fell back into Tina’s arms.)

Bette: You know I never got into this "New Adventures of Christine" shit; Julia Louis-Dreyffus never did a thing for me!

Tina: Well, it is better than Seinfield, I always thought that show sucked!

Bette: It was a show about nothing, who wants to see that?

Tina: Dullards I guess!

Bette: Do you mind if we just cuddled and talked?

Tina: Of course, I’ll turn the TV off.

Bette: Just leave it, we can ignore it.

Tina (stroking Bette’s dark locks): So, what do you want to talk about?

Bette: How about Carlotta?

Tina: She’s in jail, B. You don’t have to worry about her anymore.

Bette: I know, but I just want to know a few things. But this is probably because I’m feeling insecure and vulnerable, but did you find her attractive?

Tina: Come on sweetie, don’t torture yourself like that!

Bette: Please tell me, T. I won’t get mad, I just need to know.

Tina (sighed): Physically, she was attractive, but she’s an ugly person.

Bette: So, you found her attractive?

Tina: Yes, but you are so much more attractive and sexier than she is, you are my gorgeous wife and proud to be your wife!

Bette: I wish I was more secure because I hate the fact that I’m always jealous and possessive over you. But at the same time, I love you very much and don’t want to lose you.

Tina: I understand that, I love you so much as well and don’t want to lose you either. You are a very special desirable woman, sweetheart.

Bette: So are you, baby.