Kit (laughing): I think you already did that last night, baby sis!

(Bette pounded the side of the bed and laughing so hard that tears formed in her eyes. Tina took the phone from Bette because Bette was laughing hysterically and crying too.)

Tina (still laughing): Hey Kit, how’s everything?

Kit (teasing and still laughing): Hey girl, I see that you are too tired to talk to me after all that hospital business!

Tina (laughing and moaning): Oh god, Kit! Don’t start on me too, or I’ll join my wife in hysterics! (Bette was still laughing and crying and trying to settle down.)

Kit: Well, I have to be the afternoon entertainment for you two horny toads! Consider me the comedienne of the day!

Tina (finally composing herself): I do love you, Kit. You are something else.

Kit: I love both of you too and I hope you spend the rest of the honeymoon happy and not fighting like dogs!

Tina: Don’t worry about that, so how is Angie doing and how’s the gang?

Kit: Angie is doing well, she misses her mommies very much, but she is doing well.

Tina: We miss her very much and please give her a smooch from both of us.

Kit: I sure will!

Tina: What about the gang, how are they doing?

Kit: Shane is keeping herself busy with her work and with the ladies, ya know Shane!

Tina: Of course I do, how about Al?

Kit (sighing): I wish I could say the same about Alice.

Tina: Why, what’s going on? (Bette looked over at Tina with concern and she grabbed Tina’s arm.)

Bette: Babe, what’s going on?

Tina (to Bette): It’s Alice and I’m not sure what is wrong, Kit is about to tell us.

Kit: Alice does not know what to do with herself; I mean she hasn’t done a lot of writing in her column for quite some time. I think she is feeling depressed.

Tina: Does it have to do with Dana’s death?

Kit: I think it is a big part of it.

Bette: Babe, can I talk to Kit please?